College can be quite a roller coaster ride. There’s always going to be ups and downs because it’s a new place with people you’ve never met before. That’s why you need to meet people, gain friends, and make memories that will last forever! It’ll be the time of your life! Also, in light of Kylie’s 19th birthday, I figured the Kardashian’s would be perfect to describe college.
Move in day:
It’s fun to see and meet your roommates, but moving in is so tiring. It’s also amazing when you’re sweating from the sun beating down on you and you run into the hottest guy on campus. Like please stare at my glistening forehead.
“Hi new roommate, would you like to use my forehead as a mirror?”The first day of classes:
The first day isn’t even the worst. It’s the entire year that sucks.
When the teacher says, “Here’s your homework,” on the first day of class:
“Um, when is the drop date?”
When you realize they’re serious about this assignment:
“Again, when is the drop date?”
When someone asks you how you’re doing:
“I’m on the verge of a mental breakdown, but yeah I’m OK!”
When someone asks you for help:
I literally can’t.
Like you’re failing because you don’t know what to do:
Help me!
When people don’t stop talking in class:
It’s fine when I talk in class, but if anyone else is, please shut up.
When your parents call to “talk” aka check in:
Shout out to my parents reading this!
When other students fail a test and cry:
“Lol why are you crying though? OH, you actually care?”
When I fail tests:
There’s more throughout the semester, it’ll be a-OK.
8 a.m. classes:
I’ve honestly never taken an 8 a.m. class, but I have fallen asleep in my 9 a.m. class. It’s not a good idea because the teacher will call you out in front of the entire class.
When people ask about my future:
Especially when you go home for holidays, it sucks!
Then they start asking why you’re still single!Thirsty Thursdays:
TURN UP!
Let’s be real – we drink every night.
It’s fine, we keep it under control… sometimes!
When you call your best friend having a break down (it will happen):
My advice is to have a friend on speed dial and call them when you can’t handle everything. I’ve had multiple break downs at school. It isn’t fun, and you’ll definitely want someone to talk to!
There’s always that one crazy friend.
“Yes.”
Finals week:
This is the most stressful week. All the studying I should have done throughout the semester, it hits me all at once during finals week.
When a hottie walks in the room:
Like hello, come over here and be mine forever and ever.
When you realize you’re a grown up:
An immature grown up, but a grown up at that!
Freshman (every year) 15:
If you don’t gain weight, I hate you. No, loathe.
When you actually go to class:
Freshman year, I probably skipped one of my classes more than I actually went. Word to the wise, bad idea! I also tried skipping my Spanish class and somehow, the teacher still knew my name. I didn’t want her to know my name so I dropped the next class I had with her. Aren’t I such a good student?
When someone asks you to hang out:
“I’m busy, thanks though,” you send as you lay in bed watching Netflix and eating donuts.
College as a whole:
It is worth it though!
But really, have some fun!
As you can see, college can get a bit crazy! I will assure you though, it’s been the best time of my life. I love college, and hopefully you do/will too. Obviously, the Kardashians know best.
