Me . . . run? Yeah right. The only thing I run on is Dunkin Donuts coffee. Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized into buying something upon walking into this beautiful, beautiful place. Mhm, don’t be shy . . . yup, that’s what I thought.
1. Ahh, here it is. The holy grail of all things caffeinated.
2. There’s a line. At least I have time to decide what to get...
3. Cue Jeopardy music . . .
4. Maybe I'll get a donut . . . or 10. Might as well get a box of munchkins while I'm at it.
5. Crap, I only brought $5.00.
6. What do I do? Stay cool, stay cool.
7. Ooh, finally. My turn!
8. "May I take your order?"
9. "Uhh, hi! Can I have . . . one of everything?"
10. "Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
11. "Be rational."
12. "Okay, I'll have a medium iced coffee with cream and sugar."
13. "Wait make that a large. I need ALL the caffeine. All of it!"
14. "Anything else?"
15. "Can I have a box of every donut you have, three boxes of munchkins and a partridge in a pear tree?"
16. "Shut up brain. Focus!"
17. "Alright, I'll take a chocolate frosted donut and a glazed donut."
18. That should last me for, I don't know . . . five minutes?"
19. "Okay, that will be $4.97."
20. Mwahahahah!
21. "Here you go. Have a nice day!"
22. "Attttt lasttttt!"
23. "Goodbye you wonderful, magnificent place."
24. "Until we meet again."
25. Ehh, I'll be back tomorrow.
Thank you, Dunkin Donuts for making my heart happy and for serving up happiness in a cup, or paper bag each and every day. You’re seriously the best and I will forever be loyal to your delicious coffee, impeccable service and overall amazingness. Thank you from the bottom of my merry little caffeinated heart.

















































