We’ve all been there before, trying to sit through a never-ending class with a professor that lectures on and on about things you don’t understand. It’s not like anyone actually pays attention to those long and boring lectures, right? Everyone has those off days where we wish we were in bed sleeping and not sitting in class. Here are 25 thoughts we’ve all had in class, as told by, the greatest show ever, "Gossip Girl."
1. Two minutes into class: Maybe the professor won't show up.
Please don't show up, I want to go back to sleep.
2. Five minutes into class: I knew it was too good to be true.
It was a nice thought.
3. How can the professor still not pronounce my last name?
It's really not that hard to say.
4. Why is the girl next to me taking out work?
What exactly is that girl doing...put that stuff away.
5. Did we have homework due?
I would have known if we had homework, right?
6. Oh no, please tell me we didn't have homework due.
What is this girl talking about...
7. I don't remember getting an assignment last class.
My agenda didn't have that written in there, therefore, I didn't do it.
8. Uhm...my dog ate it?
I don't even have a dog, but I guess it's worth a try?
9. My roommate ate it? Nope, can't do that either.
It was another good thought.
10. Is class over yet?
How has it only been 15 minutes?
11. *Checks cellphone every five minutes* Why isn't anyone texting me?
Hello friends? Don't you know, I'm bored in class.
12. *Stomach growls* I really hope no one heard that.
Why exactly did I skip breakfast again..oh right, I woke up five minutes before class.
13. Why is that girl looking at me?
Does this girl not have anywhere else to look, take a picture.
14. Maybe she heard my stomach.
Oh, wait, yup. She definitely heard my stomach.
15. Maybe...everyone heard my stomach.
Well, that would be embarrassing.
16. "Do we have any volunteers to read?"
Most definitely not me.
17. Oh no, why is the professor looking at me?
I already know she's going to call on me.
18. Maybe if I pretend to take notes, she won't call on me.
Yeah, maybe if I pretend to be paying attention!
19. Sh*t. "Will you read for the class please?"
No.
20. "Of course.."
Like, I have a choice.
21. Thank goodness that's over with.
That was easy.
22. I wonder what my friends are doing.
Yeah, I wonder what they're doing...obviously not texting me.
23. OK, now is class almost over?
Seriously, how much longer?
24. HALF an hour left?!
You're kidding..
25. I knew I should have skipped today.
Why did I even change my mind?
