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25 Things We Were All Thinking During The Season Premiere Of The Bachelorette

I'm sure it's going to be the most shocking season yet!

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25 Things We Were All Thinking During The Season Premiere Of The Bachelorette
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Here we go again, another season of The Bachelorette is upon us and as usual we will devote our Monday nights to watching the drama unfold and sparks fly. The season premiere of this hit ABC show is often one that sets the stage for how the rest of the season will go and it gives us the first impressions we need to feel like we are helping with the decision from our couches at home. This season premiere starring recent Bachelor contestant, Jojo, didn't fail to meet our fix of reality television. Here are 25 things we were all thinking while watching the season premiere of The Bachelorette.

1) Naturally Jojo is looking gorgeous and we're just as ready to meet the guys as she is.

3) We began to lose hope as the montages of some of the contestant's lives before the Bachelorette are a little strange.

4) As the limos pulled up the guys began their cheesy comments in hope that their jokes and pick up lines will win her over.

5) Someone always brings a guitar but who doesn't enjoy a man holding a guitar.

6) One of the guys even brought along an entire acapella group that followed him throughout the night to help him look cool.

7) A Santa Claus look alike approached the house in full costume.

8) What we didn't expect is that he would not take the Santa costume off the entire night through the rose ceremony, what exactly is under that beard?

9) Another questionable outfit choice was the guy wearing the kilt.

10) One of the best comments was the guy that upon first meeting Jojo said, "I did not watch the last season of the Bachelor so I know nothing about you."

11) Or the guy that opened with, "I used to look like Harry Potter."

12) Or the real estate agent that said, "I'll take you off the market."

13) Luckily, our hope was restored when Aaron Rodger's little brother, Jordan brought his A game and got the first kiss.

14) Unfortunately that wasn't the only kiss of the night because an extremely awkward kiss was stolen using the classic origami fortune teller or "cootie catcher" that we all remember making in elementary school.

15) Our hope was further restored when the very attractive "war veteran," Luke, gave her those cowboy boots.

16) The highlight of the night was when Canadian, Daniel, entered the scene and many of the guys felt awkward and began to drink obscene amounts.

17) Daniel became as the guys described, "white Canadian wasted," as he took off his clothes, flexed for the camera, and dove into the pool.


18) The first impression rose came out and Jojo entered the room where both Jordan and Luke were seated, who was it going to be?


19) Jordan received the rose and none of us could possibly complain about that.

20) Another shocking moment occurred shortly after as Jake Pavelka from the 2010 season of the Bachelor arrived.

21) We had to keep in mind that Jake was on The Bachelor six years ago.

22) The Bachelorette tricked us again when we realized Jake was just popping in to give Jojo some quick advice because they are ironically family friends.

23) In the end Daniel's drunk shenanigans did not matter and although he was barely hanging in there at the rose ceremony, he received a rose.

24) In true Bachelorette fashion, the end of the season premiere included a long montage of footage from the rest of the season, causing us to rethink every first impression we had in the past two hours of watching.

25) Our Mondays are once again devoted to the show as we wait to see what kind of shocking, breath-taking, and heart-wrenching events happen on the most dramatic and surprising season of The Bachelorette.

Happy watching!


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