Oh, the typical frat boy stereotype that we all know and laugh about. We've all heard and have gained amusement from some of the things that they say, but here's a brief insight to some of the things that you will never hear them say.
1. "Beer is seriously so gross!"
Beer runs through their veins, it's part of their DNA, it's in their blood. You will never meet one frat guy who will ever hate beer.
2. "God I HATE game days!"
Game day is everyone's favorite day of the year, but to fraternity guys it's a national holiday (and excuse to drink more beer).
3. "No I don't wanna shotgun that beer."
A guy denying to chug a beer in five seconds to show off his masculinity to all his peers? No way.
4. "I promise you we do not haze in this fraternity."
Hazing? What?? No way! *winks*
5. "No guys, bungee jumping off the house into an inflatable pool while shotgunning a beer sounds like a very irresponsible and dangerous idea."
When you're in a frat, no idea is a bad idea.
6. "What are you talking about guys? Saturdays are DEFINITELY for the girls!"
Of course, EVERYONE knows that Saturdays are for the boys, and they'll remind you of it 50,000 times.
7. "I care way more about a girl's personality than how hot she is."
Uh huh.
8. "No Craig, we can't have another jersey party."
If there's one thing that frat boys love more than beer, it's jersey parties.
9. "No, we can't have another Hawaiian shirt party either."
Same goes for Hawaiian themed parties.
10. "Honestly shacking is so lame."
To a frat boy, the only downside of shacking is when the shacker swipes his favorite t-shirt in the morning. RIP.
11. "We're being a little too hard on the pledges, maybe we should lighten up on them."
Yeahhhh not gonna happen.
12. "No dude, I would never waste a girl's time."
Yeah okay, Jack from Sigma Pumpkin Pi talked to Sally, Hannah, and Lindsey while talking to you, and then you and Connor from Sigma Beef Stew were talking for two months and then after you went to his date night he just stopped texting you for no reason.
13. "So you know no one here? Ah that's okay man, we'll still let you in."
Frat houses are the VIP lounges of a college campus. You think you can get in until you face that intimidating bodyguard who stands front who will greet you with a simple, "Who do you know here?" when you walk up. And if you don't know anyone, well guess what? You're not getting in.
14. "Yeah we don't really care about being top house."
Newsflash, they do care.
15. "Megan's boobs looked huge in the crop top she wore last night, it made me so uncomfortable."
Yeah it never makes them uncomfortable.
16. "I'm not even hungover."
Brad you had six beers, chugged half a bottle of whiskey, and took four shots of vodka last night, if you're not hungover then I'm pretty sure you're still drunk.
17. "Guys maybe we should clean up this mess instead of making the pledges do it."
If anything, most frats will make a mess just so they can make the pledges clean it up.
18. "Hey, we have too much beer."
Most times they never have enough.
19. "We need to get this party going. Someone play a Nickleback song.
No, anytime they want to get the party going they'll play "Get Low" by Lil Jon.
20. "I've never puked."
Kevin, stop lying if you've never puked I seriously don't even know how you're still living.
21. "No, we don't have a favorite sorority."
Really Chad? Then why did I see an insta pic of you at Zeta Kappa Phi's function when you said you couldn't go to my function with me anymore because you were "sick."
22. "Wow, the pledges actually did a really good job."
A wise pledge once told me, "I'd rather get yelled at for doing something right than yelled at for doing something wrong." That spoke volumes to me.
23. "I wasn't even that drunk on Bid Day."
No guy is ever sober on Bid Day. EVER.
24. *To shacker* "Stay as long as you'd like and here, you can take my favorite t-shirt too if you want."
As soon as you wake up call an Uber, get out of there ASAP, and definitely do not take a shirt unless he gives you one. Got it? Good!
25. "Man I HATE being in a fraternity."
Every guy who I've met has never regretted joining the fraternity they're in. As cliché as it may sound, they aren't just a part of a fraternity - they're a part of a family.
*** ALRIGHT, this was all said and meant to be in good humor and fun, NOTHING serious. I promise you not all fraternity guys are really like this, and believe it or not but some of the best and most well-rounded guys I've ever met are in fraternities, so don't take it to heart or let it sway your views and opinions of them. Long live the brotherhood!
