There never seems to be enough hours in the day. Most Netflix subscribers understand that binge-watching a series can be a full-time job. The highly-anticipated Season Four of the Netflix original, Orange is the New Black, is no exception. Since its release on June 17, viewers have been glued to their screens, eagerly chanting, "The animals! The animals!" The theme song, "You've Got Time" by Regina Spektor is a perfectly fitting and unbelievably catchy song, that, by my calculations, lasts approximately 68 seconds with the opening credits. In an age when continuous multitasking seems to be the only way to complete all of one's daily activities, the opening credits is a perfect opportunity to fit as many activities into 68 seconds as possible. With so many shows to watch and so many things to get done before the day is out, consider these 25 productive tasks to complete as you enter the world of Litchfield Penitentiary:
1. Do 68 Jumping Jacks.
2. Cook Half of a Bag of Popcorn.
3. Check Your Email.
4. Watch 9(ish) Vines
5. Make a good cup of coffee. Embrace the mug life.
6. Floss--Your dental hygiene is no joke.
7. Walk 100 steps.
8. Shake your phone 100 times to get more steps in instead of walking.
9. Take out the trash. Man, you are really getting those steps in now.
10. Contemplate the reality of human existence.
11. Make a new playlist for the summer.
12. Clean out the refrigerator.
13. Confess your love to your pet.
14. Convince yourself that you can hold your breath for the entire song.
15. Actually attempt to hold your breath in case you ever decide to become a stunt diver (like my high school career quiz told me to).
16. Become increasingly aware of your small lung capacity. Catch your breath.
17. Order a Domino's pizza online.
18. Eat the half-bag of popcorn until the pizza comes.
19. Finally dig into your mountain of laundry.
20. Look up why you remember the actress Laura Prepon.
21. Remember that she was Donna from That '70s Show.
22. Make an "Orange really is the new black" joke about the fact that Laura Prepon's hair went from orange to black.
23. Laugh about how funny you are for approximately 68 seconds.
24. Contemplate when you should start your comedy tour.
25. There is the fast forward option, but remember how much more you can accomplish.
