1. You know all the OHOP deals, and probably order from them more than you'd like to admit
2. The temperature hits 50 degrees and everyone is wearing shorts
3. You get excited when the grilled cheese at Hilltop is on white bread instead of wheat
4. You know Wednesdays are for buff chick
5. You're ecstatic when you find a parking spot right outside of your dorm
6. Actually driving 25 MPH on College Ave is impossible
7. Leasing day at the Ave is like the hunger games
8. You've probably seen someone get UVAC'd
9. And you've probably seen someone drive on the mall
10. And you probably pictured retail outlets the first time someone mentioned said mall
11. You've learned to accept that you'll never change your Mainestreet password on time
12. You need to have more girl friends than guys in order to get into parties
13. You own a pair of Bean Boots
14. If you get stir fry at the dining hall, your friends will be done eating by the time your food is ready
15. Your MaineCard is a part of you
16. You know to hold your breath while putting your dishes away at Wells
17. You've almost been hit by someone on a bike or a skateboard
18. You've gone to see the therapy dogs
19. You're broke, but at least you have a lot of study bucks
20. The laundry room on a Sunday morning is a dangerous place
21. Earth day probably frightens you
22. You bundle up like you're going skiing, but you're really just going to the dining hall
23. Hockey is your favorite sport to watch
24. The first snowfall is very exciting, even if you hate snow
25. You'll always be a black bear at heart
It's corny, but true.