Do you know who my cat is? His name is Jack. Well, his full name is Jackson Rod Stewart, as in the character Jason Earles played on Hannah Montana. Jack is six years old, and he weighs nearly twenty pounds. He’s terrified of everything, but one of his redeeming qualities is his mustache. Just take a look at him.
1. He's a Little Angry Here.
Probably because nobody has fed him yet.
2. I'm Not Sure What Emotion This is.
I'm getting a sense of suspicion from him.
3. He Loves to Cuddle.
Every blanket is his blanket.
4. He Also Likes the Couch.
Often, it acts as a sinkhole and consumes him, until he decides to free himself.
5. Have I Mentioned He Has Anxiety?
If you move your foot, he'll be across the room in seconds.
6. He's Also Famous for "The Stretch".
Every night at eight thirty he transforms into a black and white mass of fur.
7. Another Blurry, but Beautiful Example.
It truly is a feat of nature.
8. He's Also Known to do "The Stretch" Upside Down.
It was hot outside when this was taken, so I'll give him that.
9. You'll Often Find Him Like This.
He will sit in this position for hours.
10. Even as a Kitten, He Did "The Stretch".
Kitten photos are rare and precious.
11. He Also Loved Laundry.
The towels belong to him now.
12. Oh Wow, Look at that Laundry.
A black cat in a pile of white laundry...maybe that wasn't the best idea.
13. Let's Not Forget About Flash Photography.
Jack's eyes light up when he sees you.
14. He Makes a Good Meme.
Please use this free meme.
15. He Also Likes to Curl Into a Large, Black Ball.
This is the "pre-Stretch" position.
16. Take a Look at That Tongue.
Cat tongues are a rare sight. Appreciate this masterpiece.
17. He Really Wants to Get His Foot Clean.
If he's not clean, he's not happy.
18. Look At This Face.
I think Jack should model professionally. This pose is perfect for an Aerie ad.
19. This Face Wants You To Be Happy.
It also wants you to give him an excessive amount of treats.
20. He Knows Life Can Get Rough.
Jack was found on the side of the road in a plastic bag with his siblings. But he made it through, and so can you.
21. He's Had Some Bad Days, Too.
Like the days where nobody gave him any treats or fed him after eight at night.
22. It's Okay to Just Curl Up in a Blanket and Chill.
It's really the best way to live.
23. And it's Okay to Feel Overwhelmed.
I wish I could do this, but I guess only cats are allowed to, and still be called cute.
24. Jack Thinks You Should Take a Nap.
He's really tired. All the time.
25. He Wants You to Be Happy, and So Do I.
He also wants you to follow him on Facebook and Instagram.
I hope your day gets a little better after you see these photos of my cat. I also have two other cats, but they don't have mustaches. Sorry, Chai and Mocha.
