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25 Of The Worst Christmas Gifts

I wonder how some of these were bought.

Angel Fore

Dec 05, 2016

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Christmas is right around the corner, which means people have started their shopping! If your stuck on what to get your friends or family members, here's 25 ideas on what not to buy.

1. Conjoined sweater

How are you suppose to function?

2. Conjoined underwear

The wrong approach to couples gifts.

3. Snuggie

Why were these a thing in the first place?

4. Unicorn meat

That's just sad.

5. A bag of dicks

Dicksbymail.com lets you order and send a bag of gummy dicks to people you hate!

6. A toilet mug

Really wanna show someone you don't care? Give them this.

7. Handerpants

Because gloves are too normal.

8. Banana Guard

Too bad bananas don't already have something to protect them, like a peel of sorts.

9. Spray on hair

Now you're just going to make grandpa feel bad.

10. Rejuvenique

Is that a serial killer mask?

11. Infallible fruitcake

The real stuff is bad but this is just useless.

12. Puppies

Your five year old isn't going to take care of them you are.

13. This bed time Barbie

She looks like she would own the Rejuvenique.

14. Used items

Don't re-gift if you're not sure who you got it from.

15. Soap

Not only is it boring, but the person is going to be self conscious for a year.

16. Cheese Straw of the Month club subscription

"Merry Christmas, hope you're not lactose intolerant!"

17.Grandma's last Christmas tree

You thought candles where happy things? Wrong.

18. Bacon gift set

No, I'm not lying. This is a real thing

19. Teddy bear lamp

Give your kids nightmares for weeks

20. Glow in the dark toilet seat

Actually, this one ins't half bad.

21. Bluetooth glove

You'll look as crazy as people make you feel.

22. Beard bells

Because the glitter beards weren't odd enough.

23. USB typewriter

For that one impractical hipster in your life

24. Realistic cat handbag

What every little girl dreams of having!

25. Donald Trump butter stamp

Where do I even begin with this one?

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25 Of The Worst Christmas Gifts

I wonder how some of these were bought.

1. Conjoined sweater

2. Conjoined underwear

3. Snuggie

4. Unicorn meat

5. A bag of dicks

6. A toilet mug

7. Handerpants

8. Banana Guard

9. Spray on hair

10. Rejuvenique

11. Infallible fruitcake

12. Puppies

13. This bed time Barbie

14. Used items

15. Soap

16. Cheese Straw of the Month club subscription

17.Grandma's last Christmas tree

18. Bacon gift set

19. Teddy bear lamp

20. Glow in the dark toilet seat

21. Bluetooth glove

22. Beard bells

23. USB typewriter

24. Realistic cat handbag

25. Donald Trump butter stamp

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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