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25 Of The Worst Christmas Gifts

I wonder how some of these were bought.

Angel Fore
Dec 05, 2016
Eastern Michigan University
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25 Of The Worst Christmas Gifts

Christmas is right around the corner, which means people have started their shopping! If your stuck on what to get your friends or family members, here's 25 ideas on what not to buy.

1. Conjoined sweater

How are you suppose to function?

2. Conjoined underwear

The wrong approach to couples gifts.

3. Snuggie

Why were these a thing in the first place?

4. Unicorn meat

That's just sad.

5. A bag of dicks

Dicksbymail.com lets you order and send a bag of gummy dicks to people you hate!

6. A toilet mug

Really wanna show someone you don't care? Give them this.

7. Handerpants

Because gloves are too normal.

8. Banana Guard

Too bad bananas don't already have something to protect them, like a peel of sorts.

9. Spray on hair

Now you're just going to make grandpa feel bad.

10. Rejuvenique

Is that a serial killer mask?

11. Infallible fruitcake

The real stuff is bad but this is just useless.

12. Puppies

Your five year old isn't going to take care of them you are.

13. This bed time Barbie

She looks like she would own the Rejuvenique.

14. Used items

Don't re-gift if you're not sure who you got it from.

15. Soap

Not only is it boring, but the person is going to be self conscious for a year.

16. Cheese Straw of the Month club subscription

"Merry Christmas, hope you're not lactose intolerant!"

17.Grandma's last Christmas tree

You thought candles where happy things? Wrong.

18. Bacon gift set

No, I'm not lying. This is a real thing

19. Teddy bear lamp

Give your kids nightmares for weeks

20. Glow in the dark toilet seat

Actually, this one ins't half bad.

21. Bluetooth glove

You'll look as crazy as people make you feel.

22. Beard bells

Because the glitter beards weren't odd enough.

23. USB typewriter

For that one impractical hipster in your life

24. Realistic cat handbag

What every little girl dreams of having!

25. Donald Trump butter stamp

Where do I even begin with this one?



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