Resting Bitch Face- a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
If you are anything like me, you have been told this multiple times in your life: "Smile!! You look so miserable right now!" To which you respond, "What the hell are you talking about, I am honestly just sitting here. I didn't know I had to have a smile plastered on my face at all times," and continue your day on like usual. But thankfully the internet has come up with a condition for this called "Resting Bitch Face" and bitchy girls worldwide can rejoice. We can now tell someone what is wrong with our faces. So here are 24 ways to know if you have RBF:
1. People often look at you and say, "Are you mad?"
2. To which you have to respond, "No, my face always looks like this."
3. You don't understand why people are legitamently avoiding contact with you, and then you remember your face is probably in an eternal scowl.
4. And when someone does finally talk to you they seem more than intimidated.
5. And if you and that person ever actually become friends, they usually tell you at some point, "I was so scared of you for the longest time, you looked like a real bitch."
6. To which you have to answer, "I wouldn't say I'm nice, but I'm not a bitch for no reason... apologizes for my face, though."
7. Boys NEVER come up and talk to you first.
8. And all of your friends have come up to you at one point in the night and said, "That boy wanted to talk to you but was too scared."
9. To which you then try to smile and just look creepy, so you go back to taking shots, bitch face intact.
10. When someone new actually does try to talk to you, you try to smile so hard that your cheeks hurt for weeks.
11. But you keep trying to smile because you don't want that person to think you're a total asshole before even getting to know you.
12. If you're lucky enough to have a boyfriend, he is constantly thinking about what he has done wrong.
13. Even after he just bought you dinner and told you you were pretty, your face has not moved an inch.
14. You get told to "cheer up" more than 10 times a day when you're actually happy as a clam.
15. But a majority of people are actually scared to tell you to cheer up, so most people just write you off as a bitch without ever getting to know you.
16. Smiling for pictures is actually painful.
17. And while everyone else gets those really cute candid pictures, your candid pictures always turn out like you have never been more pissed off.
18. When you go to important things like dates and interviews, you actually have to write notes to yourself to "smile."
19. Or when you're at an event that is supposed to be happy like a wedding, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and remind yourself smiling is needed here.
20. But you know you'd rather be somewhere where your bitch face is accepted, like a funeral. No one would question that
21. People actually avoid sitting next to you in class because of how miserable you look.
22. But in actuality you got your coffee today and are happy as can be.
23. But in the end, you've come to terms with your bitch face.
24. And really wouldn't change a thing.
