24 Things College Students Have Literally Never Said
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24 Things College Students Have Literally Never Said

"Parking was so easy today."

24 Things College Students Have Literally Never Said
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1. "Wow, parking was so easy today!"

2. "Buying this textbook is necessary because I know I'll read every chapter since it's important for the course!"

3. "Wow, what a great nights sleep."

4. "I can't wait to get up in the morning and go to my 8am."

5. "I know I will apply all these things I learned to real life situations."

6. "I will watch Netflix after I study for my exam."

7. "No, I will not go to college night and drink because I have class in the morning."

8. "My GPA is amazing, I have nothing to worry about."

9. "My professors don't give me enough work to do!"

10. "Finals week is the best week!"

11. "I will study on spring break so that I don't lose what I learned this semester."

12. "I am so prepared for school to start tomorrow."

13. "I'm so glad I didn't procrastinate."

14. "I did all the reading for this week."

15. "I'm not going out this weekend."

16. "I love campus police! They are so helpful."

17. "College is so affordable."

18. "I don't need to study for finals because I worked hard all year."

19. "I don't need a drink."

20. "Wow, campus food is so good!"

21. "I hate sleeping in, staying in bed is a waste of the day."

22. "College is so easy."

23. "C's don't get degrees."

24. "I hate college."

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