In case you missed the second Presidential Debate Sunday night, here are some of the best Donald Trump quotes from the night for your enjoyment:

"I guess I have been a politician."

Yeah I guess that's what you can call what you've been doing for the past year or so..

"I want to do things that haven't been done."

"It's called Make. America. Great. Again."

Mhmm..

"I didn't say that at all - this was locker room talk."

In response to a question about the leaked tapes where Trump describes sexually assaulting women.. this was his response.

"This is like medieval times."

Except less entertaining.

"Nobody has more respect for women than I do."

"Women have respect for me."

"I am a person who has great respect for people."

Hmmm..

"I'm a gentleman, Hillary go ahead."

"Because you would be in jail."

In response to Hillary's statement, “It’s just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country."

"Let me tell you, I'm going to force them right back into their country, they're murderers and some very bad people."

"Honest Abe never lied, that's the difference between Abraham Lincoln and you. That's soooome difference."

"I know nothing about Russia. I know about Russia."

Wait.. what did you just say?

"Of course I do, of course I do [take tax write-offs]."

Donald admits that he takes tax cuts...

"ISIS!"

Okay.. ISIS isn't a scapegoat when you don't have anything else to say..

"Why can't they do the attack, make it a sneak attack!?"

"How stupid is our country?"

I, too, wonder this, Donald.

"She lied, and she lied, and she's lied about a lot of things."

"She's not doing me any favors, but by doing everyone else favors she's doing me favors."

Again, the contradictions are blowing my mind.

"That's not what I said. It wasn't 'check out a sex tape.'"

Uhm.. I think that's exactly what you said..

"Wait a minute Anderson!"

Poor Anderson, he's just trying to do his job.

"She also sent a tweet out at 3 o'clock in the morning!"

"I'm not unproud of it to be honest with you."

Referring to the tweet about Alicia Machado.

Here's to the next debate!