It's like a switch in the brain for guys: you hear a certain name and you associate that name with a srat (srat=sorority) girl. We all know a Sarah or Courtney that has made a lasting impression in our memory, for good or bad, bad reasons. Without further adieu, a countdown of the srattiest girls you've ever met.
Disclaimer: none of this is meant to be serious. This is all in good humor and all of the below cases are extreme exaggerations — well, some of them, anyways.
Pretends to be sister friends with all of her "favorite" sisters, when in actuality she hates everyone and regrets joining her sorority.
Comes to class on Friday and never fails to brag about how much she drank.
Only one thing in the world makes this girl absolutely happy: chicken nuggets.
Girl in the sorority who owns the most Old Row shirts by a landslide.
Born and raised in the South, with a smile that will melt your heart and the voice of an angel. But don't cross her.
Sarah likes to wait until the last minute to get a date for her date party, then commence to complain about her date the entire night and ditch him as soon as she gets to the bar. Oh, Sarah.
Embraces Wine Wednesday seven days a week.
Has a group of guy friends in every fraternity, but doesn't date any of them.
Captions an Instagram picture "Snapbacks and Tattoos," without owning any snapbacks or having any tattoos.
14. Madison, Maddie, or Mady
Has been in a committed long-distance relationship for two years... and that's why she won't talk to you at a social.
Drinks one beer or one glass of wine, then pukes the rest of the night.
Has daddy issues and will tell everyone at the bar that she does.
Eats two whole pizzas, four cheeseburgers and 27 donuts a day and still manages to stay skinny. No shame in her game.
Dances on elevated surfaces at every social, and only comes down gently half the time.
Out-drinks and out-shotguns any guy on the row in expert fashion.
For sure drives the white Range Rover with blacked out rims and a custom license tag that say "TAYTAY1," with a venti iced Splenda-sweetened, vanilla latte with soy milk in the cup holder and Ray-Ban aviators hanging from the rear-view mirror.
Red-headed, fire-breathing dragon in 5-foot-2-inch body.
On a beautiful sunny afternoon, she is in her room with the curtains blacked out watching Netflix with a bottle of wine and chocolate. She "don't need no man."
Always complains about her grades and classes with attendance, but holds perfect attendance at Mojito Monday, Tequila Tuesday, Wine Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, and Fried Friday.
4. Brittney, Britney, or Brittany
For some reason every girl hates her, yet nobody can explain why.
Mom status: achieved.
Always talks crap about Lexi, but definitely is not as cute as Lexi, nor does she try as much as Lexi does in anything.
Fitness model, Instagram model, model of anything. Absolute 10/10 body, face and personality. Will definitely never, ever, EVER look your way.