22 Things You'll Understand If You're From Cocoa Beach, Fl

22 Things You'll Understand If You're From Cocoa Beach, Fl

It truly is One of a Kind.

The World Famous Cocoa Beach, Florida is a well known tourist town that attracts many families every year with its beaches, surfing, resorts, history and relation to the Orlando area. However, Cocoa Beach isn’t just a tourist trap. Every Cocoa Beach native has a special place in their heart for this unique town. It truly is unlike any other and has a special charm that no other place can replicate. Here are 22 things that every Cocoa Beach local can relate to.

1. You can hear and see rocket launches from your own home.

At this point in your life they’re commonplace. If you want to see the launch all you have to do is look out the window.

2. Your childhood was filled with hurricane evacuations.

Every time a hurricane came your family turned it into a vacation to visit another evacuation site.

3. You took at least one field trip to Kennedy Space Center and then probably never went back

Kennedy Space Center is one of the pride and joys of our area, but most locals only go once to visit. It is definitely a cool site to see that everyone needs to do at least once, but once you’ve gone it’s almost no big deal to you.

4. You go to the beach all the time and can probably walk there from your house.

Going to the beach is the main thing to do in this town, so you’re there all the time. Almost the whole town is based off of A1A, so the walk to the beach from your house is usually worth it to avoid paying for parking.

5. You either regularly surf or you’ve tried to learn how to before.

Since Cocoa Beach is the East Coast Surfing Capital, the sport is kind of a big deal here. If you don’t regularly surf, you’ve definitely had lessons or have tried to learn from a friend at least once. Learning to surf is practically a right of passage to live here.

6. If you’re feeling bored you just go to Orlando.

While you love this town, it can get a little boring sometimes. Luckily, Orlando is just a stone’s throw away, so you go there a lot to enjoy their many attractions.

7. You feel like you know almost every person who lives in the town.

Even though we are a tourist town, it still feels pretty small. Everyone is a mutual friend of everyone and it’s hard to find someone that you’ve never heard of.

8. Surfinista, Tiny Turtle, Epic Burrito, Taco City, Grill's, and Rock the Guac are your lifeblood and if you’re feeling fancy you go to The Fat Snook.

Cocoa Beach has some of the best restaurants on the Space Coast. You grew up eating good food and never expect anything less.

9. If you had a dollar for every “I love this Island” sticker you’ve seen in your life you’d be a millionaire.

These things are everywhere. They’re the symbol of our friendly neighbor town, Merritt Island, and are commonly seen all around our town when their residents come to our beaches.

10. You know how to avoid Cocoa Beach traffic as much as possible during the summer and rocket launches.

As soon as you got your license, you learned all of the back roads, rush hour times, and alternative routes to avoid A1A as much as possible during tourist season.

11. You refuse to pay for parking at the pier and will find different ways around it.

Parking at the pier can cost as much as $20 on some days, so you will do whatever you can to avoid it. Whether you park at a church, a friend’s house, or at Publix, you’ll do whatever you can to avoid paying to park.

12. Every time you describe to someone where you live you pinpoint the relation of your house to Ron Jon’s.

Ron Jons is like our city’s landmark. Describing where you live in relation to Ron Jon is second nature and the easiest way to describe your location.

13. Kelly Slater is practically a god

His supernatural level talent is awe inspiring and the fact that he’s from Cocoa Beach makes him a symbol of our town. There are multiple Kelly Slater statues around town, but the main one is constantly decorated for holidays and visited by tourists. Not many other towns can say that they’re home to one of the greatest athletes in history!

14. You’ve watched I Dream of Jeannie and have been to the area it was filmed.

Everyone in Cocoa Beach feels kind of famous watching I Dream of Jeannie and recognizing the places where the show was filmed. You probably drive by the main area it was filmed every day.

15. Every time you go on a road trip, you use the Ron Jon’s billboards to figure out how far you are from home.

Who needs a GPS? These signs show up every few miles for a stretch that reaches many states. All roads may lead to Rome, but all billboards lead to Ron Jon’s.

16. The skate park was the coolest place to hang out in middle school.

During your angsty teen years, the skate park was the place to be. Whether you were skating or just watching other people skate, you used to hang out there all the time hoping your crush would notice you.

17. You despise driving near those scoot coupes that tourists love to rent.

Those things are so small and annoying. Tourists, who are notoriously not the best drivers, are always manning them too, making them especially dangerous.

18. You genuinely get annoyed when people confuse Cocoa Beach and Cocoa.

Nothing can make a Cocoa Beach native more mad than telling them they live in Cocoa. Cocoa is another town in Brevard that is not even anything like or very close in location to Cocoa Beach. Educate yourself, everyone.

19. The amount of seafood you’ve eaten in your life is much higher compared to the average person.

This town has some of the best seafood around. Period.

20. Going on a cruise is your family’s go-to vacation.

Port Canaveral is incredibly close by, so whenever your family is thinking of a quick vacation to go you always choose a cruise. For many people going on a cruise is a novelty, but for us its an almost annual thing.

21. The summer boat races and Christmas boat parade are some of your favorite events.

With so many houses on the water, it’s hard not to own or know somebody who owns a boat. The boat races on the beach or the boat parade during Christmas time are always fun events.

22. You wouldn’t trade this town for anything.

This town has a small town feel while still having tons to do. With its prime location, beautiful beaches, restaurants, friendly people, and rich history, Cocoa Beach truly is one of a kind.

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30 Places Every Millennial Girl Needs To Travel To BEFORE She Turns 30

Live your best life, all around the world.

I am a travel enthusiast. There is nowhere I do not want to go.

Traveling the world is one of my biggest goals in life and I am determined to make it happen. The world is so big and I would love to see every inch of it at some point or another.

However, if I can travel to these 30 places before I turn 30, I will feel as though I have accomplished more than enough.

1. New York City, New York

2. New Orleans, Louisiana

3. Grand Canyon, Arizona

4. Las Vegas, Nevada

5. San Francisco, California

6. Los Angeles, California

7. Nashville, Tennessee

8. Honolulu, Hawaii

9. Walt Disney World, Florida

10. Chicago, Illinois

11. Nassau, Bahamas

12. Cozumel, Mexico

13. Cancún, Mexico

14. Bridgetown, Barbados

15. Basseterre, St. Kitts

16. Philipsburg, St. Maarten

17. Montego Bay, Jamacia

18. Christiansted, St. Croix

19. Punta Cana, Dominican Republic

20. Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas

21. Tortola Baths, Tortola

22. San Juan, Puerto Rico

23. Grand Turk, Turks and Caicos

24. Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands

25. Oranjestad, Aruba

26. Mykonos, Greece

27. London, England

28. Paris, France

29. Barcelona, Spain

30. Rome, Italy

Okay, so these are 30 places I want to go out of like, a million. I have traveled to some of these places and would not hesitate one second to go back.

Every new place is like a new adventure, and traveling will forever be so exciting and intruiging to me.

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Glacier National Park Needs To Be At The Top Of Your Bucket List

Glacier National Park in Montana is absolutely breathtaking.

Most of you may not have found yourselves out West yet, but I am here to say that the western part of our great country is BEAUTIFUL. I absolutely love the West. My family and I have gone on many cross-country trips, and I have been very fortunate to have seen a lot of National Parks. My favorite, however, is Glacier National Park. If you ever travel west and find yourself out in Montana, or maybe somewhere near Montana, you HAVE to make a detour to Glacier. It is stunning, and here are some reasons why.

1. The river water is basically turquoise

Have you ever seen water this color that hasn't been dyed?! This picture is not edited; the water is REALLY this color. Watch out if you try to dip your toes in, the water is super cold because it trickles down from the melted glaciers!

2. There is wildlife everywhere

There are animals everywhere! You can be driving on the road and almost reach out and touch a mountain goat. If you really like animals, bring some binoculars to take your search to the next level. If you go searching for bears, or even if you're trying to avoid them at all cost, bring some bear spray with you. It is pepper spray, but for bears (I promise I am not making this stuff up)!

3. There is snow without the cold

This only applies in the summer, obviously, but it was so cool to touch snow while it was 70 degrees outside. It doesn't really ever melt because there is so much of it (as you can see)! Make an awesome memory of a snowball fight in the middle of summer when you aren't freezing to death!

4. There are so many waterfalls

This is the place to try out your waterfall hunting skills. How many do you think there are? Well, there are over 200 waterfalls in Glacier National Park. That is insane; you would have to try harder to not find one than to actually find one. There are even little waterfalls along the drive up into the mountains. My uncle thought he was funny and rolled down the windows when I was on the side near the waterfall. I got drenched, but so did the inside of his car.

5. It is a great place for fishing

Every fisherman's dream. Grab your pole and go and fish for some cutthroat trout, mountain whitefish and northern pike, as well as many others. It is a peaceful as well as a beautiful experience. Even those who don't enjoy fishing that much can have the opportunity to enjoy the surroundings.

6. It is ABSOLUTELY breathtaking

It is one of those places you always see as a desktop background but never think actually exists. I am here to tell you, it DOES. You can travel to Glacier National Park and get this view without a crazy hike or anything dangerous. And the best part is, you can take your OWN picture and use it as your background.

7. There are places to hike

Attention all hikers and non-hikers: this is the place for you. Whether you love long hikes where you can explore new terrain or a few steps out of the car is enough to satisfy you, you can get your hiker (or non-hiker) fix. There are lots of trails to hike on, but watch out for the bears (I'm not kidding)! But there are also beautiful views everywhere you turn, so two steps out of the car gives you a sight that will leave you breathless.

8. You can camp there

Name a better way to enjoy nature than camping. It is so exciting to sleep outside and experience all of God's beauty. My favorite camping experience is sitting around the campfire while roasting s'mores and talking to family. However, if tent camping isn't your style, there are other options.

9. Lake McDonald is there

Have you ever seen a picture of a lake with multicolored rocks at the bottom? Chances are it was a picture of McDonald Lake. This huge lake is absolutely beautiful and surrounded by trees. Rent a canoe and paddle your way around the lake for an amazing day.

10. You won't ever want to leave

Am I exaggerating when I say that? Nope, not in the slightest. After my trip, I tried to devise a way to live there when I was older. If it weren't for the winters, I would totally do it. The whole time I was awestruck and could not get over the beauty of it. I hope that one day very soon, I can go back.

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Well what are you waiting for? Are you sitting on your couch wondering what you should do next? Let me tell you, life is too precious for us to waste moments not doing things we want to do. If you want to travel, TRAVEL. Here is a map to show you where Glacier is. Go get in your car, buy a plane ticket, hop on a train and GO. You won't regret it.

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