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22 Thoughts All Wannabe Vamps Have While Watching 'The Vampire Diaries'

"I wish I had the Salvatore bros fighting for my attention..."

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22 Thoughts All Wannabe Vamps Have While Watching 'The Vampire Diaries'
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If you aren't addicted to The Vampire Diaries, it is probably only because you have never watched an episode. You just can't resist a show that involves two sexy vampire brothers fighting for the love of a seemingly ordinary girl. Did I mention two sexy vampire brothers?

The show has some insane drama, and every episode ends with a dramatic cliffhanger. Yes Netflix, I am still watching, thanks for asking.

In the midst of all that is going on, there are a few things you can't help but think...


1. Damon is a total jerk, why am I so obsessed with him?


The new meaning to "You had me at hello."


2. Seriously, Damon is sexy.


You do you, Damon. Just look at those beautiful blue eyes.


3. Oh my gosh, Stefan's hair is so gorgeous.


Even Damon acknowledged this when Elena asked what Stefan was doing and he said "The usual....shaping his hair."


4. Actually, everything about Stefan is perfect. Just look at that smile.

*swoons*


5. Why are people still living in this town? I would seriously close Mystic Grill if I owned that breeding ground for violence.

Looking for a casual place to grab some food and drinks? Too bad. There is a psycho vampire causing trouble.


6. OMG, the Salvatore house is beautiful.

Prepare my room, please.


7. What is with the weird vampire-hunting council in this place?

Wonder what's going on in my town that I don't know about...


8. And what is these people's obsession with their "founders?"

Celebrating 150 years of these crazy vampire-hunting so-called "founders."


9. You're kidding right, another founder's event? No.

They have their own "hall." And they weren't even the real founders. Geez.


10. Sweet tattoo, Stefan.

I have no complaints here.


11. Why are everyone's parents dead? These people have too many problems.

This show has more absentee parents than One Tree Hill...


12. Can these people have one normal day of high school without vampire/werewolf/ghost/witch drama?

Remember senior prank night? Yeah, total bust when a murderous vampire showed up.


13. Oh look, Damon is still hot. And you have to love his sarcastic attitude.

*smiles in adoration*

14. Doppelgänger is a really funny word.


Yes, Elena, we are just as confused as you are.


15. Honestly can Y'all stop saying doppelgänger.

My thoughts exactly.


16. This is way better than Twilight.

And the fact Damon reads Twilight in episode four and makes fun of it.


17. But really I'm so glad Stefan and Damon aren't see-through pale with super weird pained facial expressions.

Looking at you, Cullens.


18. I didn't know vampires could eat and drink regular food...Oh, wait they aren't even real.

Actually casually wondering if vampires are real.


19. For real Elena is the most tragic person.

She has a target on her just because she looks like someone else, everyone she loves is bound to die, she has vampire brother drama...

20. And can Katherine go away already?

Okay, sometimes she is kind of a BA and useful but still...


21. How do you just happen to have a best friend who is a witch?

Oh okay casual, my BFF has magic powers, too.

22. I am completely addicted to this show.

And that face...

There you have it, the 22 thoughts that consume you while watching "The Vampire Diaries" Don't worry, you aren't alone in the fact that binge-watching it on Netflix has completely taken over your life. Besides, who needs a social life when you have the Salvatores?

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