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21Thoughts We've All Had While Writing An Essay

As told by The Kardashians

Shirel Benji

Jun 21, 2017

University of California, Santa Barbara

21Thoughts We've All Had While Writing An Essay

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For many, writing an essay serves as an extremely long and emotional process, filled with an amalgamation of all kinds of life-changing thoughts. It’s a scary time. One in which a person is able to question his/her abilities, existence, and poor choices (oftentimes regarding excessive caffeine intake).Therefore, it is important and necessary that we take a moment to reminisce on all of the ridiculous thoughts we have all possessed along the way.

1. I probably should have gone to class.

2. I’m not even sure if I’m writing English right now.

3. If I make my font size .5 bigger will anyone notice?

4. Wow. I'm actually a professional bullshitter.

5.Wait hold on.. I have no clue what I’m writing.

6. No thesaurus.com. “Whence” is not the same as “therefore.”

7. Alright. Who can I pay to write this for me?

8. Is it still considered plagiarism if I cite the person I stole this essay from?

9. Obviously they make us use "Times New Roman." It's the smallest f*cking font.

10. If I fail this essay, it'll be alright. I have other talents.

11. WHY ME?

12. Maybe if I take a nap this will all just disappear.

13. All those years of school and I still can't tell you what the hell MLA format is.

14. At this rate, I'm going to grow white hairs before the caffeine hits me.

15. I'm just gonna marry rich.

16. Grammar is so unnecessary.

17. I think I’m just repeating myself at this point.

18. Yes. Checking Instagram every five minutes does in fact enhance my writing capabilities.

19. I did not ask to be brought into this world.

20. 9-11 I am NOT okay.

21. I need twelve pages and I'm at a solid six right now.

21. Okay. I give up. This is as good as it's getting.

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21Thoughts We've All Had While Writing An Essay

As told by The Kardashians

1. I probably should have gone to class.

2. I’m not even sure if I’m writing English right now.

3. If I make my font size .5 bigger will anyone notice?

4. Wow. I'm actually a professional bullshitter.

5.Wait hold on.. I have no clue what I’m writing.

6. No thesaurus.com. “Whence” is not the same as “therefore.”

7. Alright. Who can I pay to write this for me?

8. Is it still considered plagiarism if I cite the person I stole this essay from?

9. Obviously they make us use "Times New Roman." It's the smallest f*cking font.

10. If I fail this essay, it'll be alright. I have other talents.

11. WHY ME?

12. Maybe if I take a nap this will all just disappear.

13. All those years of school and I still can't tell you what the hell MLA format is.

14. At this rate, I'm going to grow white hairs before the caffeine hits me.

15. I'm just gonna marry rich.

16. Grammar is so unnecessary.

17. I think I’m just repeating myself at this point.

18. Yes. Checking Instagram every five minutes does in fact enhance my writing capabilities.

19. I did not ask to be brought into this world.

20. 9-11 I am NOT okay.

21. I need twelve pages and I'm at a solid six right now.

21. Okay. I give up. This is as good as it's getting.

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There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

It's mandatory to have these conversations.

1. What do you do for a living?

2. What's your favorite color?

3. Do you have any siblings?

4. What's your favorite television show?

5. When is your birthday?

6. What's your biggest goal in life?

7. If you had three wishes granted to you by a genie, what would they be?

8. What's your favorite childhood memory?

9. If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?

10. Are you a cat or a dog person?

11. Do you believe in a religion or any sort of spiritual power?

12. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?

13. What is your ideal date night?

14. Who was/is your celebrity crush?

15. What's a good way to cheer you up if you're having a bad day?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Can you describe yourself in three words?

18. What makes you the most nervous in life?

19. What's the best gift you have ever received?

20. What do you do to relax/have fun?

21. What are your priorities at this phase of your life?

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