It's that time of the week (month, semester, year) when you have to get off Netflix and get to the gym. Let's see how this goes...
1. They say getting here's the hardest part, so if I'm already here this should be a piece of cake!
2. Speaking of cake, I want some. Does this workout mean I get cake??
3. Of course it does! They say you have to treat yourself!
4. That machine doesn't look so bad, that girl actually looks like she's enjoying it.
5. Oh dear god, what the hell is this!? My thighs are burning and I'm sweaty, this is not fun.
6. Okay if I have 20 minutes to go, that means two 10 minute intervals, which are two five minute intervals. I can do five minutes four times!
7. THANK GOD I'M ALMOST DONE!!!
8. Wait....it's only been two minutes. WHAT THE HECK!?!?!
9. This machine is probably broken; it's been at least 20 minutes, I swear.
10. Screw this, cardio isn't all it's cracked up to be.
11. Lemme just do some weight machines, there's directions on those ones!
12. Okay who actually was using this machine at 180 pounds? Who here thinks they're Superman, huh!?
13. Ohhhh HIM! Maybe he's the Superman. Helllloooo Superman, I need to be saved!
14. Actually, wait, no, Superman can't see me all gross and sweaty, he wouldn't actually want to save me.
15. Hell, I wouldn't save me, I could get my super suit all sweaty because some girl can't be cute at the gym.
16. I mean, look at her! It's not fair that you can both run and look cute while doing it. Like, damn pick ONE.
17. Running doesn't look so bad; maybe I'll try it!
18. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH oh my god, I think I almost broke a rib laughing so hard! I'm so funny.
19. I should be a comedian; comedians don't have to be in shape, they just make people laugh!
20. That'll be my service to the world. I will give up going to the gym...for the people!
21. You're welcome world, now I get to wait another week until I have to be back at this god forsaken place.
