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21 Thoughts You Had While Watching The Season Premiere Of 'The Bachelorette'

A few things that may have crossed your mind while watching the season premiere of "The Bachelorette."

Alicia Cristino
May 30, 2016
University of Cincinnati
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21 Thoughts You Had While Watching The Season Premiere Of 'The Bachelorette'

Everyone loves a new season of "The Bachelor/Bachelorette," especially when the person is so well-liked and a fan favorite. Jojo won over America’s hearts when her heart was broken by Ben during the last season. Now she’s back at the Bachelor mansion for a second chance at finding love. The season premiere was full of aw’s but also many strange moments. Here are a few things that may have crossed your mind when watching the show.

1. Jojo and Ben belonged together and it breaks my heart watching these clips from last season.

2. Why did he just make a joke about blue balls?

3. Funny, Will, so funny.

4. Ali is a real life Aladdin.

5. Unanswered question: Why are you not supposed to poke another man’s belly button?

6. The Canadian was my least favorite from the second he made a “Damn Daniel” joke.

7. Of course he jumps into the pool.

8. My heart just melted for Alex, the marine.

9. Can the man in the Santa suit please stop saying “Jo, jo, jo?” It’s making me uncomfortable.

10. Also, can he please take the Santa suit off?

11. Wow, I can hold my liquor better than half these guys.

12. She definitely did not want to kiss Will so that was awkward.

13. Oh, but it’s OK because this first kiss with Jordan was so perfect.

14. Why is his occupation “Hipster”?

15. Oh my gosh, why did they let a bachelor super fan on the show?

16. Should the “Bachelor superfan” just date Chris instead because he seems more interested in him?

17. I wonder who they’re going to keep around just for entertainment this season.

18. Oh, definitely Daniel.

19. Daniel is definitely the new Olivia.

20. Why did the erectile dysfunction guy get a rose?

21. This season has so much kissing, wow.

The season premiere left viewers wanting more and ready for more Bachelorette Mondays full of drama, love, and lots of glasses of wine.

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