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21 Thoughts You Have While in the Tanning Bed

Gracen Daniel
Mar 31, 2015
Texas Tech University
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21 Thoughts You Have While in the Tanning Bed

Some people might say the tanning bed is one of the most relaxing places to lay for 15 minutes. Some might take a nap. I, however, really don't enjoy the experience at all.

Here's some thoughts on a typical tanning adventure:

1. Okay. Let me put my lotion on.

2. Oh shoot, that's really cold. How much do you put on? How can I get my shoulder blades? Yoga didn't prepare me for this.

3. Do I bring my phone in the bed? What if I have to tweet?

4. Okay. Laying down. HOW FAR DOES THIS DOOR SHUT IT'S LITERALLY TOUCHING MY FACE.

5. These top 40 hits are really getting old in here. Sam Smith, I don't want to "stay with you."

6. How do I turn this thing on?

7. Oh jenkies, the lights are bright I'm literally blinded.

8. *Takes selfie in goggles*

9. I'm digging the fan on my feet.

10. My butt hurts.

11. Is it normal to sweat?

12. How many more minutes, seriously.

13. Deep breaths. I should take a nap.

14. *Tweets about how relaxing this is*

15. Lol but really, who naps in here? It's so HOT.

16. Are the burning sensations in my calves supposed to happen?

17. Maybe I should flip over to even this tan out. And, my butt burns.

18. *Rolls like a beached whale onto stomach*

19. Oh dear, how is my face supposed to be comfortable against this glass?

20. Ahh, finally comfortable. Time to initiate operation bronze.

21. *Tanning bed turns off*

22. That was it?

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