10 Things That Happen When You Love Your Bed Way Too Much
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10 Things That Happen When You Love Your Bed Way Too Much

My hero, my best friend, my bed.

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10 Things That Happen When You Love Your Bed Way Too Much

We all connect to something on a spiritual level. Some people connect with Jesus, Buddha, Allah, etc. I on the other hand, connect spiritually with my bed. The one place where I can cocoon myself up and forget about everything I need to do. It is my procrastination nest and just a place of pure bliss. Sometimes peoples' hearts swell with joy when thinking about their boyfriends. But my heart swells when I think about my wonderful cloud. However, being a bed person does have some drawbacks.

1. The snooze button becomes your best friend.

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And you will be late a lot because of it. When you are awakened by the death march to hell (Marimba for me), your bed just seems to wrap you up in a hug that is too difficult to escape.

2. You find every possible opportunity to lay in your bed.

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Doing homework? Bed. Netflix? Bed. Working out? Bed.

3. When your alarm goes off the first thing you think about is when you get to go to bed later.

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I'll miss you old friend. I love you.

4. You daydream about your bed throughout the day.

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"Oh, I'm sorry what did you say? I was thinking about sleep."

5. Everything you need is always within reach of your bed.

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Chargers, check. Phone, check. Laptop, check. Significant other? Well, I'll work on that one later.

6. ...And if it's not within reach of your bed, it's not worth it.

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Low power? Guess I'm done watching Netflix because I'm not going to get my charger. Time for a nap!

7. You pass on plans just so you can lay in your bed.

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And there is nothing better than a friend who is down to lay in bed and do nothing with you.

8. You feel constantly judged for being in your bed for so long.

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Oh, what's that? You're having priorities? That's nice. No, I'm not going to clean my room.

9. Staying at a hotel or sleeping in someone else's bed just isn't the same.

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Nothing compares. My bed is like the Ryan Gosling of the mattress world, no one is quite as beautiful.

10. Realizing that in fact, your bed is your happy place.

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Nothing compares to that end of the night hug you receive from your mattress at the end of a long day. No one is ever as wonderful and welcoming as your mattress. And it will always be there when you need it.

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