It's okay to be sarcastic, being an a**hole, not so much, but put the two together and you've got a perfect combination. Some might consider you too much to handle, but most appreciate your ability to make a joke out of every situation and turn heads with your *sometimes inappropriate* humor. Here are some signs you yourself just might be a sasshole.
1. You say what everyone is thinking, no matter how bad the timing is or how inappropriate it may be.
2. You can't say a single thing without it consisting of at least a hint of sarcasm.
3. Basically everything you say sounds like an insult, but it's with love, you know?
4. Your friends want to hate you but they can't because they know they enjoy your sass too much.
5. You can be the life of the party, even without drinking.
6. That being said, tequila may occasionally add more sass to some sassholes.
7. You'd much rather be known as the 'funny' girl than the 'hot' girl at a party, or ever.
8. You can easily turn down a creepy guy with your sarcasm, so much so that he may not realize, at which point you just tell him to take a hike.
9. Oh GUYS, it's hard for you to find a boyfriend or find one to stick with you after they realize just how sarcastic and inappropriate you are.
10. You know that if you find a man capable of putting up with you being a complete sasshole, you need to lock that sucker down.
11. Your parents are no exception for your sarcasm and ability to be inappropriate.
12. Said parents have to remind you to be appropriate when your siblings are around.
13. Correction: everyone has to remind you to be appropriate around children.
14. Odds are you don't have the ability to keep quiet around children, because the only way you'd be appropriate is if you stayed completely quiet.
15. You can go head to head with a guy who thinks he's on top of his game with sarcasm, and this includes your dad.
16. You have the capability to win Cards Against Humanity without even trying because you're just that inappropriate.
17. You regularly cross the line between sarcastic and a**hole, constantly having to apologize for it. We all know you're not really sorry.
18. You're 100% fine with making a fool of yourself anytime, anywhere.
19. Your friends are completely embarrassed to know you, and even more so to go out with you (read #17).
20. But your friends have come to accept the person you have become, and appreciate you for your abilities.
21. Finally. Be thankful when your friend sends you this list, because you are a certified sasshole, all of your friends know it, and they love you for it.










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