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21 Most Iconic Lines From Seinfeld

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21 Most Iconic Lines From Seinfeld
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"Seinfeld" is probably one of the greatest television classics. It was a show about nothing but a group of friends' every day lives with a hilarious twist. Here are 21 of the most iconic "Seinfeld" lines.

1. Jerry: "This isn’t a good time."

Telemarketer: "When would be a good time to call back, sir?"

Jerry: "I have an idea, why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you back later?"

Telemarketer: "Umm, we’re not allowed to do that."

Jerry: "Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home."

Telemarketer: "Umm, no."

Jerry: "Well, now you know how I feel."

2. Elaine: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

3. George: "Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. ‘Course I am the result of my parents having stayed together so ya never know."

4. Kramer: "Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength."

5. Everyone: "Yada, yada, yada."

6. Elaine: "Stella!"

7. George: "There is no bigger loser than me!"

8. Kramer: "Moles- Freckles' ugly cousin."

9. Newman: "Hello, Jerry."

Jerry: "Hello, Newman."

10. Soup Nazi: "No soup for you!"

11. Frank Costanza: "Serenity now!"

12. Kramer: "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

13. Jerry: "Did you know that the original title for 'War and Peace' was 'War, What is it Good for'?"

14. Jerry: "You will be stunned."

Elaine: "Stunned by soup?"

Jerry: "You can’t eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle."

15. Newman: "Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information."

16. Jerry: "He's nice, bit of a close talker."

17. Elaine: "Where's Kramer?"

Jerry: "Who knows? It's like asking where's Waldo."

18. Babu Bhatt: "You very bad man, Jerry. Very bad man."

19. Kramer: "Yes,yes. This pirate trend that she’s come up with, Jerry. This is gonna be the new look for the 90s. You’re gonna be the first pirate!"

Jerry: "But I Don’t want to be a pirate!"

20. Elaine: "I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian."

21. Jerry: "She’s one of those low-talkers. You can’t hear a word she’s saying! You’re always going ‘excuse me’, what was that?"


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