**This is not promoting underage drinking.**
1. You started pregaming with mimosas at 8:30 AM.
Because who needs sleep the night before a huge tailgate, 2:00 PM game and, furthermore, there’s never too early to start!
2. You skipped or forgot breakfast.
In all of your excitement for the day ahead, you forgot the most important meal of the day and now have begun drinking regardless of having no food in your stomach.
3. You didn’t bring a jacket even though it was 40 degrees outside.
And no, a sweater or flannel under a fur vest does NOT count as dressing warmly.
4. You wore your nice boots that you usually wear to class.
Which are now covered in either beer, urine or vomit.
5. You brought an entire bottle of champagne (or two) on the bus as your “pregame.”
Even though you intended for it to last for more than a few hours, it was gone by the time you got into Philly.
6. You climbed on top of parked vehicles.
Doesn’t matter whose car it was or how much it cost—you scaled that thing anyway. And probably fell off more than a few times.
7. You parked yourself at the ice luge even though the person in front of you is definitely sick.
And now you have the stomach bug and aren’t sure why?
8.You tried to get your mom, dad or another unknown adult to do a keg stand with you.
Sometimes, it worked.
9. You tried to fight some random dude who tried to use your keg.
Boys, there is PLENTY of beer to go around. He was probably just lost anyway, poor guy.
10. You tried to fight someone wearing a Georgetown sweatshirt.
No matter if he was a student or parent, you wanted them to know exactly whose house this was.
11. You filled up your champagne bottle or Tropicana orange juice bottle with beer.
Because using a solo cup just wasn’t going to be enough for your lap around the parking lot.
12. You waited in that horrific line for the porta-potties.
For 30+ minutes because girls kept butting in line because they found their “friends” or they “JUST HAD TO GO RIGHT NOW OR THEY WOULD PEE THEIR PANTS OMG!!!!”
13. You peed behind those construction trucks in piles of sand.
That’s just gross, seriously.
14. You ran across that busy road behind the construction trucks to pee for “privacy.”
Yeah, you’re right, there are a lot less people peeing over there but you’re also mooning every car, bus and truck that drives by.
15. You made out with someone.
It is the middle of the day, the sun is shining and everyone is watching you. But, hey, good for you!
16. You didn’t even go into the game.
What kind of Nationer are you anyway?
17. If you did get into the game, you ordered more beer.
Instead of being responsible and getting a water and some crab fries to sober up after your four hour drinking binge, beer sounded like a great idea.
18. You tried to take the train back to Villanova… alone.
And quickly realized you know nothing about public transportation. You’re headed in the wrong direction and realize you don’t have any cash and proceed to cry hysterically.
19. You take a cab back to Villanova.
Why would you think a 30+ minute cab ride’s fare would be close to your fare getting to Maloney’s?
20. You fell asleep in either of the above forms of transportation.
Thus, costing you more money and mass confusion of your current location.
21. You took a nap, grabbed dinner and rallied.
If you made it to the bars that night, you probably deserved a hangover the next morning, too.
