Hey there! Oh, you remembered my birthday? That's so sweet. How old will I be? 20. Yeah, I know. 20 years is crazy old. Imagine how I feel! Oh no, no,no! You don't have to get me anything. Well...if you insist! Here's a list of things I would like for my 20th birthday.
1) Fall to be here already so I can wear long sleeves again.
2) A vacation.
3) Learn how to do makeup.
No, not buy me makeup. Like, buy me skills to do makeup.
4) Not to worry about my future.
I get anxiety just thinking what I want for lunch.
5) My cats to get along for once.
6) All my favorite shows to come back from hiatus.
7) Stop getting acne.
I'm 20. Why do I get zits like I'm still in middle school?
8) My dad to stop lecturing me on why I should get into computers.
9) Have the stamina to get through some of my classes.
10) Form complete sentences when I talk to people.
I'm awkward and shy and when I have to speak I sound like an idiot. What do you want from me?!
11) Have more faith in myself.
12) My sister to stop taking my things.
13) Develop better tastebuds.
Because I apparently can't live on nuggets and lean cuisine for the rest of my life.
14) Better presidential candidates.
15) My computer to stop overheating.
16) Motivation to get my drivers license.
17) Be a little taller.
Or at least enough that I'm not almost a legal midget.
18) No longer needing to shave.
The struggles of having Chewbacca legs while not being motivated to shave is real.
19) Super powers. Preferably flying or teleportation.
20) And, chocolate cake.
If you can't obtain any of these items then clothes, gift cards, money, and sharing this article are perfectly acceptable things too. Thank you for making my birthday special!
