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2016 Version of 12 Days of Christmas

Let's sing it out

Katie Gonzalez
Dec 19, 2016
Florida Southern College
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2016 Version of 12 Days of Christmas
Kiplinger

Damn Daniel, what a year it has been.

Here is a remix version of 12 days of Christmas for your 2016 holiday pleasure:

On the first day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 1 Ken Bone.

On the second day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the third day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the fourth day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 4 weeks of Taylor Swift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the fifth day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 5 olympic gold gymnasts, 4 weeks of TSwift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the sixth day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 6 mental breakdowns including Kanye's, 5 olympic gold gymnasts, 4 weeks of TSwift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the seventh day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 7 iPhone 7's, 6 mental breakdowns (including Kanye's), 5 olympic gold gymnasts, 4 weeks of TSwift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the eighth day of Christmas 2016 gave to me the 8th makeup/breakup – Rihanna and Drake or Selena and Justin- you pick, 7 iPhone 7's, 6 mental breakdowns (including Kanye's), 5 olympic gold gymnasts, 4 weeks of TSwift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the ninth day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 9 Joe Biden memes, the 8th makeup/breakup (Rihanna and Drake or Selena and Justin- you pick), 7 iPhone 7's, 6 mental breakdowns (including Kanye's), 5 olympic gold gymnasts, 4 weeks of TSwift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the tenth day of Christmas 2016 gave to me the whip, nae nae, dab and juju on that beat, 9 Joe Biden memes, the 8th makeup/breakup (Rihanna and Drake or Selena and Justin- you pick), 7 iPhone 7's, 6 mental breakdowns (including Kanye's), 5 olympic gold gymnasts, 4 weeks of TSwift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the eleventh day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 11 offensive comments from Trump, like 10 new dance moves, 9 Joe Biden memes, the 8th makeup/breakup (Rihanna and Drake or Selena and Justin- you pick), 7 iPhone 7's, 6 mental breakdowns (including Kanye's), 5 olympic gold gymnasts, 4 weeks of TSwift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

On the twelfth day of Christmas 2016 gave to me 12 Harley Quinn's at one Halloween party, 11 offensive comments from Trump, like 10 new dance moves, 9 Joe Biden memes, the 8th makeup/breakup (Rihanna and Drake or Selena and Justin- you pick), 7 iPhone 7's, 6 mental breakdowns (including Kanye's), 5 olympic gold gymnasts, 4 weeks of TSwift Drama, 3 million times Beyonce slayed, 2 email scandals and 1 Ken Bone.

There are so many things to remember from this year, but honestly, name a more iconic year... I'll wait.


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