1. You have another midterm...it's week 9.

2. It’s below 15 degrees. AGAIN.

3. You receive sassy emails from your bank about overdrawing this month. WOMP.

4. You lose your phone charger and can’t afford a new one so you bounce room to room borrowing them like a charging nomad.

5. You see your BFF’s gorgeous insta photos of her on spring break and you're like nahhh.

6. You finally get around to washing your sheets and they are dyed a mysterious black color in the washing machine.

7. You lose your course packet RIGHT before reading week.

8. You lose your jacket at the Deuce and now have two weeks to earn that money back before you go home to Mom. Sorry Mom. 

9. The J Barb photos you’ve waited all week to be uploaded portray you as a sweaty drunk mess.

10. The toilet flusher falls off your toilet while you’re finally cleaning it for the first time this quarter.

11. Your winter quarter crush hasn’t responded to any of your Snaps this week.

12. Your boyfriend breaks up with you and now your spring break plans are in the crapper. Staycation anyone?

13. You twist your ankle on a rogue patch of ice the first day it’s above 32 degrees.

14. You come down with wicked Mono right before DM and are secretly kinda relieved. You can even. 

15. You ordered a pair of leggings online in black and they came in white. Cause that’s flattering. 

16. You finally have a Date Night to blow off some steam, and you chip your tooth on the party bus.

17. The one morning you can finally sleep in, someone schedules a meeting at 9 am. 

18. Starbucks is out of soy milk. 

19. You treat yourself to a manicure and chip it within the hour.

20. A man catcalls you from his car the moment you walk outside to greet the day.