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20 Times You Fell In Love With Iliza Shlesinger

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Iliza Shlesinger, the creator of Netflix specials like "Freezing Hot" and "War Paint," is slowly becoming everyone's favorite person to watch and quote, especially among young women. Her unbarred look in the non-glamorous private life of a woman is both hilariously honest and straight up brilliant. She's the big sister we didn't know we needed, bestowing the knowledge she's picked up over the years about the ever frustrating world of dating and partying.

Now sit back, relax, and have a little taste of the genius that is Iliza.


1. Every photo she posts of Blanche because she is obsessed with her dog and honestly, so are we.

2. Her understanding of every woman's deep and unbridled love for instigating fights just because we can.

3. When she talks about the black hole that is Pinterest.

4. Her accurate representation of how every girl feels when they see a cute guy.

5. Picking through the lies and misconceptions of the dating game.

6. She knows every girl's favorite part of being in a relationship.

7. And all that we really want out of a date.


8. Fall. Just fall.

9. The deep hatred of boarding a place and flying.


10. When she said all of our real thoughts whenever people ask what our future plans are.

11. The low standards a girl starts to feel after it's been a while.

12. The moment that every girl comes to dread on a night out.

13. Have I mentioned Blanche the merciful? #Shewaits.

14. Her explanation of how we exploit men's feelings.


15. Recognizing the fact that we know we're all crazy.

16. She knows the single girl viewpoint on wedding season.

17. Her wonderful invention of the drunk alter ego, #PartyGoblin.

18. When she let men in on the real reason that we bring our boyfriends home.

19. The moment of vulnerability everyone has reached.

20. And finally, her true knowledge on the struggle of trying to hook a man.

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