With the recent revival of the mid-nineties cult-classic, The X-Files, there as been a lot of hype surrounding the series. So, I found it fitting to reveal the twenty times we've all related to T.V's most skeptical redhead.
[ X-Files theme plays]
1. When your alarm goes off for your 8 a.m class
There is nothing sadder than being forced to enter the realm of the living. But doing it because of a two hour lecture is somehow worse.
2. When someone takes the seat you've been sitting in all semester.
C'mon. It's been six weeks. I know we don't technically have assigned seats in this class, but have some respect.
3. When someone makes a pretentious comment in your intro level class.
We're all just here to pass. Settle down a little bit.
4. When you find out class is cancelled.
There is nothing sweeter than this. It is truly the most delightful experience about college.
5. When that one annoying roommate goes home for the weekend.
This one may vary on if you have an annoying roommate or not, but if you do, you understand.
6. When you find out about an exam you didn't know about.
At this point, you just need all the luck you can get.
7. When your professor says the final is going to be easy.
The whole class just shares the feeling of, "Yeah. Right."
8. When your professor tries to assign something that isn't on the syllabus.
As if we don't already have enough to do.
9. When you have an attractive TA.
Well, maybe this class won't be so bad after all.
10. When someone asks if they can join your group.
They can. As long as they don't get in the way.
11. When the dining hall actually has good food.
Or better yet...
12. When the food is free
The universe is rewarding you for all of your suffering.
13. When you skip class for the first time.
The adrenaline rush can be addicting...be careful.
14. When you finally finish that paper you've been putting off
You feel like a million bucks, even if you look a little insane.
15. When your professor makes attendance mandatory.
If you have to force people to be there, your class sucks. End of story.
16. When someone says something sexist, even though it's 2016.
Inevitably, someone will make a sexist comment thinking they are being clever. Just shoot them this look and that'll shut them down.
17. When it's finally the weekend
Time to party!...or get some much needed alone time.
18. Two words: Laundry. Day.
Featuring: the neverending search for quarters
19. When you need to use the bathroom...but apparently so does everyone else
The entire world is in this line right now I swear to God.
20. When you realize that college isn't what you thought it would be
But you can love it all the same.
