After the recent release of a new trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man Tell No Tales this past Sunday during the Super Bowl, it seemed fit to honor the masterpiece of a character that is Captain Jack Sparrow. The upcoming film has everything you love about the Pirates franchise-- humor, magic, darkness, Jack and, yes, even Will Turner. Here's a look at when Jack was, quite literally, every 20-something ever.
1. When you wake up and realize you have a quiz that you haven't studied for.
2. When you're on the bus and someone sits directly next to you.
3. When you're walking to class and it starts pouring.
4. Then a car drives by and splashes you.
5. When your professor catches you sleeping in class.
6. When your professor asks you if you get the content.
7. When your professor asks if you're sure you get the content.
8. When you hear the cute person behind you snickering at your exchange with the professor.
9. When you attend tutoring and wonder how they get all the study guides.
10. When your roommate catches you sippin' on a Wednesday.
11. When you get the email saying grades are posted.
12. When it's Friday and you have nothing left to drink (see #10).
13. When you're out and someone approaches you that you don't remember meeting.
14. When some guy at the club offers you a Cosmo.
15. When that same guy gets upset that you don't want to dance with him.
16. When you're trying to leave the club but your ride left early.
17. When it's 2 AM and you're trying to get the first Uber.
18. When the Uber drops you off on your street but you're having trouble finding your house.
19. When you wake up the next morning with the taste of regret on your tongue.
20. When you realize you're going to go through it all again this coming week.
