1. Am I crazy?
2. I’m definitely crazy
3. But I kind of…sort of…really like it?
4. How did Forrest Gump do this for 3 years?
5. I could do that
6. LOL no I couldn’t
7. I could go for some ice cream right now
8. And I’d deserve it because I’m going on a run
9. Maybe I should hang an ice cream cone in front of me for motivation
10. Or like a glass of wine
11. Is someone clapping for me?
12. …No those are just my thighs rubbing together
13. I can pretend someone’s clapping for me though!
14. I think I’m dying
15. And everything hurts
16. Are my legs falling off?
17. No they’re still intact
18. Yes! I’m almost done
19. Why did I decide to this again?
20. So…same time tomorrow?


























