"An 8 am class can't be that bad", you say during course registration. THIS IS FAKE NEWS.

1. "I need coffee."

Maybe the line at Starbucks was too long, or maybe you overslept (again), whatever the reason is, coffee is the one thing that keeps you sane in 8 am classes.

2. "I'm definitely skipping my last class and taking a nap."

Look at you being a good student and making it to your first class! The only logical way to reward yourself is by skipping your afternoon class to sleep.

3. "Why are they in my seat?"

Unassigned assigned seats are a real thing. Don't mess it up.

4. "Why are there more students than there are parking spots??"

Whoever decided a 1 parking spot to every 6 students ratio was acceptable should be fired.

5. "I forgot my laptop. Again."

Now you have to actually pay attention instead of watching Grey's Anatomy.

6. "Why are you in such a good mood at 8:05 am on a Monday?"

It's too early to be that happy.

7. "How can someone make it to an early class and STILL have on full makeup?"

It's a miracle you even made it to class with pants on.

8. "How did I wake up at 6 in high school?"

The daily question you ask yourself.

9. "I really wish I had coffee."

So many regrets.

10. "This is such a pointless lesson."

The equivalent to a meeting that should've been an email.

11. "Why am I required to come to class when the notes are posted online?"

I'm literally paying to be here. Why do I have to come to pass?

12. "I think I'm gonna die."

This is it. This is how it ends. You're going to be the first person to die of boredom.

13. "I would rather be _____ than be in class right now."

*insert absurd alternative here*

14. "I wish the guy next to me would shut up."

Todd, I promise no one in here cares about what you're wearing to Sigma Apple Pie's date party tonight.

15. "Only ____ more years until I graduate."

Whatever the number, it's probably far too long.

16. "Do I really need a degree?

Bill Gates didn't need a degree, why does anyone else?

17. "I REALLY NEED COFFEE."

DYING.

18. "I wonder if anyone would notice if I fell asleep."

There are at least 300 people in this lecture, is anyone really going to care?

19. "I should really go to bed earlier."

There's a lot of things you should do but you're not actually going to do any of them.

20. "Just 30 more minutes until I can leave."

Then you get to start the clock over in your next class! YAY!!