Maybe it's your birthday, or a shooting star just streaked across the sky, or one of your eyelashes fell out. Point is, you need something to wish for and asking for peace on Earth is a little too "Miss America" for your taste. Opportunities for cosmic assistance are few and far between. You don't want to waste them! You could use your wish to ask for good health or happiness, but that's so… generic. Here are some things that you should wish for instead.
- Fast Wi-Fi.
- A huge wardrobe.
- A signed poster of Michael Cera. Because, why not? It's only a matter of time before he's too old to play the awkward teen roles and gets kicked out of Hollywood.
- A potted cactus that you'd only have to water once in a while.
- A treehouse. Not a little kid one either. A fully functional tree house complete with bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen.
- Good grades. I mean, you've been wishing for this the whole school year anyway. Might as well try again.
- A really bad movie to make fun of. I'm not going to name names, but you know what I'm talking about.
- A boyfriend in an indie rock band who'll write songs about you.
- A college degree. Too real?
- A Batmobile.
- The abandonment of Chacos as acceptable footwear. I don't actually have anything against Chacos. I just think that wishing against something rather than for something makes a person feel more powerful.
- Concert tickets.
- Moon Shoes. These will probably be the first infomercial-advertised items I'll purchase once I turn 18.
- A hammock. Like a swing set, but lazier.
- Workout clothes. Perfect for lying around in your hammock all day.
- A sword. You will never need this for any practical purpose ever. Now go wish for one.
- To never stutter when making a comeback.
- A hollowed-out book. Awesome, except I have no idea what you would even put in one. Your Moon Shoes?
- Chicken nuggets.
- A friend like me.
