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20 Things You Should Not be for Halloween

Since everyone is so easily offended now...

Kristen Downard
Oct 25, 2016
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20 Things You Should Not be for Halloween
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There are a ton of options for you, but since you can't do much without offending someone nowadays, I figured it would be easier to just tell you what not to be for Halloween...

1. A presidential candidate (you might get shot).

2. A character from The Purge (they might think you're a presidential candidate and shoot you).

3. A nurse, cop, football player, ref, or a super hero- because I know you can think harder than that.

4. An indian (YOU WILL OFFEND SOMEONE, even though the costumes are super cute).

5. Harley Quinn- because you will match a lot of people.

6. Just don't be anything that isn't the same color as you because people will call you racist and be offended.

7. DO NOT BE AN ILLNESS... you guessed it.. pictured below is "anorexia".

8. Don't be Bill Cosby or Caitlyn Jenner or anything that will probably make me and everyone else uncomfortable.

9. A clown... for really obvious reasons.

10. LMFAO DONT BE KHLOE AND LAMAR OMG.

11. Please if you care about society or any human alive, do not be a tampon. I don't know why this is funny (or even for sale).

12. Also don't be a giant inflatable penis...

13. I don't know why I have to say this one, but don't be Hitler or anything nazi related.

14. A fat suite... because some people are actually fat and you're gonna make them sad.

15. Anyone who has died recently. It's sad.

16. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE BE A MEMBER OF THE KKK.

17. Please do not be Harambe... RIP.

18. I swear if you are the Twin Towers, you will be kicked off of Earth and not allowed back on.

19. Don't be someone who was a victim of something.. like a shooting or bombing.

20. Don't be a sexual nun or paster... you will probably offend people.

Thank you and continue offending people.... citizens of America.

Happy Halloween!

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