1. Who would even go on this show?

2. Me. I would probably go on this show.

3. I wonder how much money they spend on alcohol...

4. Why does it always look like they're in the middle of a fancy power outage?

5. Is this Chris Harrison's life now?

6. Where the f**k do they find some of these people?

7. I'd take all these bitches down if I were on this show.

8. I hate every one of these women.

9. But really is the alcohol free or what?

10. How many of these girls do you think have therapists?

11. This is why it took women so long to get the right to vote.

12. Don't these women have jobs they're missing for this?

13. Okay, maybe the rest of them have jobs?

14. So that's going to be a no on the job thing then. I feel way better about myself.

15. But why am I watching this.

16. I feel like these roses have to be fake because I'd be afraid to give these women real ones.

17. Do any of these women become friends? Why are they so sad to see people go? Doesn't that mean they're winning??? I AM SO CONFUSED.

18. Is the food paid for?

19. Do any of them actually fall in love with him?

20. Why is this still a thing that I watch?