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20 Things That Take Pumpkin Spice TOO Far

It seems that each year the pumpkin spice popularity gets stronger and stronger.

 Rachel Wahlin
Sep 26, 2017
University of Wisconsin Milwaukee University of Wisconsin Branch Schools
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20 Things That Take Pumpkin Spice TOO Far
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Ah, it's that time of year again. School is back in session, the days are slowly getting colder, Friday night lights, Homecoming and best of all, pumpkin spice!

It seems that each year the pumpkin spice popularity gets stronger and stronger. Now, in 2017, it seems that the concept of pumpkin spice is taken to a whole new level. It seems like pumpkin spice is in everything, and I literally mean EVERYTHING! Even if they are real or fake, the idea of making some of these items pumpkin spice almost makes my stomach turn. So I dug up a few things that I think take pumpkin spice too far, and for some, I am left completely speechless.

1. Tampons

Sounds sanitary.

2. Condoms

When you have to keep things interesting in the fall.

3. Shampoo

Might as well smell like it too.

4. Vodka

"White girl wasted" is taken to a whole new level.

5. Eyeshadow

You have to have your eyes on fleek.

6. Cough Drops

Just what I want when I'm sick.

7. Pumpkin Spice Orange Juice

Ah, pumpkin spice right away in the morning.

8. Roundup Weed Killer

At least death smells good.

9. Beer

Crackin' open a cold one in the fall.

10. Chicken Sausage

Everything else is pumpkin spiced, why not make chicken sausage pumpkin spice?

11. Broccoli

Honestly would give it a try.

12. Gum

Mmm pumpkin spice breath.

13. Pepto-bismol

This makes me want to puke.

14. Four Loko

Please tell me this is NOT real.

15. Apple Sauce

Honestly doesn't sound too bad.

16. Popcorn

A bad sweet and salty mix...?

17. Hommus

Not much you could eat this with.

18. Spam

Regular spam is gross, so how would it be made better with pumpkin spice?!

19. Monistat

For that good fall clean.

20. Cat Litter.

I love a good smelling poop.

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