Ah, it's that time of year again. School is back in session, the days are slowly getting colder, Friday night lights, Homecoming and best of all, pumpkin spice!
It seems that each year the pumpkin spice popularity gets stronger and stronger. Now, in 2017, it seems that the concept of pumpkin spice is taken to a whole new level. It seems like pumpkin spice is in everything, and I literally mean EVERYTHING! Even if they are real or fake, the idea of making some of these items pumpkin spice almost makes my stomach turn. So I dug up a few things that I think take pumpkin spice too far, and for some, I am left completely speechless.
1. Tampons
Sounds sanitary.
2. Condoms
When you have to keep things interesting in the fall.
3. Shampoo
Might as well smell like it too.
4. Vodka
"White girl wasted" is taken to a whole new level.
5. Eyeshadow
You have to have your eyes on fleek.
6. Cough Drops
Just what I want when I'm sick.
7. Pumpkin Spice Orange Juice
Ah, pumpkin spice right away in the morning.
8. Roundup Weed Killer
At least death smells good.
9. Beer
Crackin' open a cold one in the fall.
10. Chicken Sausage
Everything else is pumpkin spiced, why not make chicken sausage pumpkin spice?
11. Broccoli
Honestly would give it a try.
12. Gum
Mmm pumpkin spice breath.
13. Pepto-bismol
This makes me want to puke.
14. Four Loko
Please tell me this is NOT real.
15. Apple Sauce
Honestly doesn't sound too bad.
16. Popcorn
A bad sweet and salty mix...?
17. Hommus
Not much you could eat this with.
18. Spam
Regular spam is gross, so how would it be made better with pumpkin spice?!
19. Monistat
For that good fall clean.20. Cat Litter.
I love a good smelling poop.