1. When you are late to class because another free t-shirt is being given out, causing a foot traffic jam.
2.You get FOMO from not owning a hammock or longboard.
3. You always choose El Monte over Chipotle.
4. You own at least 36 CBU shirts, none of which you paid for.
5. The constant fear of being hit by a car, skateboard, hoverboard or golf cart.
6. You are loyal to your local coffee shops like Augie's Coffees, Lift Coffee Roasters and Daily Brew, and will argue with those who like a shop other than your own.
7. Ring by spring is real. Am I the only single one?
8. You have done a Palm Drive photo shoot.
9. Your ISP trip filled your need to study abroad
10. The PuPu Platter at Briscos is better than it sounds.
11. The sounds of trains and construction have begun to remind you of home.
12.The ghost stories of Old James Building are real.
13.You constantly remind other schools that yours is No. 1 in California for food.
14.Lance Up has become an involuntary twitch that occurs outside of school.
15. Stocking up on water bottles at Briscos when you need to get rid of your meal swipes.
16.The ever present pressure to hold doors open for people.
17. The hot water getting turned off is a legitimate excuse for not showering.
18. Worrying about your GPA going down due to failing chapel.
19. You have secretly skipped around Fortuna Fountain when no one was looking to ensure your fertility.
