I can find some pretty ridiculous things to do in order to put off studying.
1. I will vacuum the disgusting, hair-ridden rug in my dorm room.
2. I will read “mommy blogs" that new mothers are famous for sharing on Facebook -- blogs that I am also famous for despising with every fiber of my being.
3. I will go to a baseball game and spend $12 on food.
4. I will go tan (a.k.a. burn).
5. I will look through an ambiguous Middle Eastern bakery's Facebook page that more than likely a middle-aged women shared, only to form a small obsession with making molten lava cakes.
6. I will scour the Internet trying to discover the name of these pastries, only to discover that they are, in fact, just molten lava cakes.
7. I will watch at least three YouTube videos on how to make said cakes.
8. I will paint my nails, mess them up, completely use up a bottle of nail polish remover, then repeat this process at least three more times. My nails will still look sub-par, at best.
9. I will find new monthly subscription boxes to obsess over -- and drain my bank account.
10. I will daydream about the internship I hope to have next summer. I change the setting and corporation with every daydream, so I guess you could say I'm dreaming big.
11. I will make a workout plan.
12. will fail to execute the previously made workout plan.
13. I will read some really terribly written blogs.
14. I will read some really thought-provoking columns and articles.
15. I will realize how snobby it is to distinguish online written pieces in such a way, but continue to do so.
16. I will look up Winston Churchill quotes and Friends quotes, and then proceed to write them in an artsy fashion in my overpriced Kate Spade journal. I could rip this one up to shreds, but I'm just going to ask that you please not judge me too harshly.
17. I will write this silly article.
18. I will realize that my test is in less than twelve hours, and I know more than nothing, but a lot less than I should.
19. I will put aside my realist (nicer word for pessimistic) nature and “radiate good vibes" to the universe (God), in hopes that it will reciprocate the love. (This basically means I am going to pray really, really hard.)
20. I will vow to do better next time.
Here's to us -- the study procrastinators of the world.
