1. I don't believe you, you don't even look alike.
Haha yeah you're right, we were just kidding. We aren't related at all. Can't get anything past you!
2. Prove it.
What do you want us to do? Whip out our birth certificates from our back pockets? Sure no problem!
3. Are you identical or fraternal?
How about you go look those two words up in a dictionary and then come back and ask us that question.
4. Do you like being twins?
We never know how to answer this question because we don't know what it's like to not be a twin.
5. Being referred to as "the twins" or a "packaged deal."
WE ARE TWO INDIVIDUAL PEOPLE WITH OUR OWN INDIVIDUAL NAMES THANK YOU.
6. Who's older?
We are still trying to figure out why an age difference of a few minutes intrigues people so much.
7. "OMG DOUBLE TROUBLE!"
You did not just say that.
8. Do you guys have twin telepathy?
*Blank stares*
9. If I pinch you does your twin feel it?
Whoever said there is no such thing as a dumb question obviously never got asked this.
10. Are you best friends or do you guys get along?
Do you get along 24/7 with your sibling? Sure, my twin is my BFF on the days when we aren't pissing each other off.
11. Who would win in a fight?
We would... against you... for asking that question. Double trouble, remember?
12. Do you do everything together?
Yeah because once my twin got a taste for independence after living in the real world without me for the 16 minutes between our births she realized that we can never do anything apart ever again. Ever.
13. Do you guys have the same friends?
Probably. But for the record, I am perfectly capable of making friends on my own.
14. Which one are you?
People all of a sudden have a harder time remembering our names once they find out we are twins. Like c'mon people.
15. Who is smarter?
Obviously whatever twin you're asking is going to volunteer themselves.
16. Do you guys want to marry twins?
Is that a common thing that twins do cause I guess we've missed the memo.
17. Who's the favorite?
Did you seriously just ask us that question when we are both standing here?
18. Do you ever switch places?
Hate to break it to you but the Parent Trap is highly unrealistic.
19. Did your parents want twins?
I'm not sure they had a choice, thank you for asking.
20. You're twins?! That's so cool!
I mean, we are pretty cool, thanks for noticing.
