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20 Things All Students Say During The Last 2 Weeks Of School

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20 Things All Students Say During The Last 2 Weeks Of School

The last two weeks of the school year are by far the hardest. With professors pilling on the last essays, assignments and exams of the year in just 10 days worth of class, there are bound to be tears. Our stress levels are at an ultimate high. With the combination of the lack of motivation, and the thought of summer just around the corner, the last two weeks are a real struggle for every student -- no matter where you go to school. So here are 20 things that every college student says during the last two weeks of school.

1. "Is it legal to have four exams, three papers, a project and a presentation all in one day?"

2. "What's the lowest possible grade I can get on this exam and still pass this class?"

3. "Excuse me while I go jump out the window-it'll be less painful than this paper."

4. "If I write one sentence of my paper, I can watch one episode of Netflix, right?"

5. "College sucks."

6. "How much paperwork is required to drop out of college, and would my parents be mad if I did?"

7. "Even though there are only two weeks between me and swimsuit season, I'm gonna eat this entire box of cookies because that's the only way this paper will get written."

8. "How much money can I pay you to take this test for me?"

9. "I'm going to pretend that everything's fine and sit here and watch Netflix instead of study for all five tests I have tomorrow."

10. "Elle Woods went to Harvard and she spent her time getting manicures and still graduated -- how come I can't spend my time getting manicures and still pass my exams?"

11. "I'm gonna take a three hour nap instead of doing my homework."


12. "Looking presentable and cute isn't something that's going to be happening anytime soon. Sorry."

13. "I'll only go on Facebook for five minutes, just to see what's happening."

14. "I probably should have payed attention in class considering I know how to do none of my homework, write any of my papers or know what's on any of my tests."

15. "Dear group projects, I hate you."

16. "Do you think I can bribe my professors with food for an A?"

17. "It's only two weeks, I can do this."

18. "Or maybe I can't do it, but at least I can try."

19. "Or I can attempt to try."

20. "Just kidding, why try when I can cry."

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