20 Things Every Science Major Experiences In The First Week Of Classes

20 Things Every Science Major Experiences In The First Week Of Classes

Because it's not all tears and periodic tables

Here we are, back on the grind. Summer lasted twelve minutes and now it’s time to start learning what chemicals react, why things fall to the earth, and what muscles are involved in inspiration and expiration. Maybe it’s just me and my friends but these are twenty things I think every science major can relate to during the first week of class.

1. “Oh wow! You’re a science major so you must be really smart!” Nope, just a little insane and OK with having no life.

2.If I’m a science major, why am I taking an English course

3. That one professor that has a “It’s in the syllabus” or “Everything I say will be on the exam” shirt….

4. Already knowing Chemistry Lab is designed to kill you. No matter if you took it in high school, chemistry lab in college is not the same. Also, it’s not a party lab.

5. “You’ll use all this information when you become doctors” That’d be great if I was trying to become a doctor but I’m not so….

6. No crying... Yet, that comes next week.

7. Every science class spends the first week teaching Chemistry again… Like nope, I’ve taken two years of chemistry so I don’t need you to teach me what an atom is thank you though.

8. Already thinking about that first exam. Realistically though, you’re still going to cram for it.

9. I need to change my major

10. “You can always switch to business”… I’d rather die but thanks for the suggestion.

11. Getting false hope and thinking that the first week of classes represents the rest of the year.

12. Low Key getting excited to learn about the Mucociliated Escalatory Tract.

13. When all the technology that’s supposed to make your learning easier doesn’t work.

14. Professor spends five minutes discussing the syllabus before saying “ Alright lets just dive right into chapter one”.

15. Every time you cross the street thinking about how much money and stress you’d save if a car just plowed into you.

16. Becoming best friends with people in the same major because you can have 1 am mental break downs that ultimately turn studying into playing dirty hangman.

17. The stress inducing urge to binge, be it Netflix, comfort food, Peanut Butter, or alcohol.

18. Then having to go to the gym to burn off steam and those extra 7 pounds you gained from stress eating.

19. You learn to check blackboard everyday, even on weekends.

20. Realizing just how much you love your major even though it gives you a weekly mental breakdown.

Yes, science majors sacrifice our mental stability and much of our social life for classes that make us want to die but, we wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s the challenge that pulled us toward science and that’s what drives us. So yes, I will b*tch and complain about my major but I love it just as much as I hate it.

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50 Things To Be Happy About

It's the little things in life.

It is always easier to pick out the negatives in life. We tend to dwell on them and drown out the happy moments. I asked a friend to tell me something that made them happy. They sarcastically laughed at my question then thought about it for a minute. Nothing. But they could easily come up with things that made them unhappy. Then I read them my list, and they were smiling and laughing in agreement the whole time. There are so many more things to be happy and laugh about than we realize. After all- it's the little things in life that can mean the most! Here are 50 things that make me happy. What are your 50?

  1. The first warm day of the year
  2. Laughing so hard your abs ache
  3. Freshly washed sheets
  4. Looking through old pictures
  5. The smell of a coffee shop
  6. Eating cookie dough
  7. Reading a bible verse that perfectly fits your current situation
  8. Seeing someone open a gift you got them
  9. Eating birthday cake
  10. A shower after a long day
  11. Marking something off your to-do list
  12. Drinking ice cold water on a really hot day
  13. Dressing up for no reason
  14. Breakfast food
  15. Being able to lay in bed in the morning
  16. Finding something you love at the store
  17. And it’s on sale
  18. Cute elderly couples
  19. When a stranger compliments you
  20. Getting butterflies in your stomach
  21. Taking a nap
  22. Cooking something delicious
  23. Being lost for words
  24. Receiving a birthday card in the mail
  25. And there's money in it
  26. Finally cleaning your room
  27. Realizing how fortunate you are
  28. Waking up from a nightmare and realizing it wasn't real
  29. Fresh fruit
  30. Walking barefoot in the grass
  31. Singing along to a song in the car
  32. Sunrises
  33. Sunsets
  34. Freshly baked cookies with a glass of milk
  35. Summertime cookouts
  36. Feeling pretty
  37. Looking forward to something
  38. Lemonade
  39. Comfortable silences
  40. Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you have more time to sleep
  41. Surviving another school year
  42. The cold side of the pillow
  43. The smell of popcorn
  44. Remembering something funny that happened
  45. Laughing to yourself about it
  46. Feeling weird about laughing to yourself
  47. Printed photographs
  48. Wearing a new outfit
  49. The sound of an ice cream truck
  50. Feeling confident
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Everyone has pride in their major, but us education majors are ones to beat.


Before and throughout college, I changed my major roughly five times. It was such a tough decision for me, but I finally landed on the perfect one for me and that was education. Here are the reasons why being an education major is hands down the best:

1. We get to help others 

A huge reason I stepped into this degree was because I knew I would get to make a difference - small or large.

2. We play a big part in how the future will look like 

Did you ever think about that? Teachers get to help shape the kids of the future by how the classroom is run.

3. Studying education makes you appreciate education 

I have always loved school, but not as much as I do now. I have found a strong passion for education and the value it holds.

4. We get to be role models 

Some of those kids who walk through the door won't have anyone at home rooting for them, or they will, but your encouragement and push will help drive them to succeed.

5. We get to create a fun and effective learning environment 

I have learned what I do and do not want my classroom environment to be just through the teachers that I have had.

6. No one can do my job without the teaching license 

This for me has created job security knowing that no one can take my job without also having gone through the education, student teaching, and testing that I have.

7. Teachers will ALWAYS be needed 

Education will never go away, so neither will we as teachers.

I am honored, to say the least, to be able to be a teacher one day. It is something that I cherish and will work my hardest at being one of the greats.

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