Patrick Star may be portrayed as a very silly and unintelligent starfish but he's actually a very realistic portrayal of my personality. Patrick and I share a lot of the same ideologies and characteristics. If being a big, pink starfish that lives under a rock wasn't enough confirmation, here's 20 quotes that prove that he is my spirit animal.
1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Even though the question may sound stupid, Patrick isn't afraid to ask questions if he's confused.
2. " Maybe a story will cheer you up...Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
Patrick can really suck at cheering up his friends sometimes.
3. "I may be stupid but I'm not dumb."
Patrick might be oblivious at times but he understands what's going on around him...sometimes.
4. "TWO ICE CREAMS!"
This guy is always excited for ice cream and more food which is one of the most important reasons why he is my spirit animal.
5. (Talking to pet rock during snail race) "It's okay Rocky, you can go when you feel like it."
He's super supportive without pushing too hard. That's exactly what you want in a pet owner.
6. "Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!"
Patrick would rather give up being smart than losing Spongebob and I think that's really beautiful. It really shows how much Patrick values friendship.
7. "Now all I need is a magic mustache, and all my dreams will have come true!"
He's just a simple starfish who has simple dreams like we all have.
8."OH MY, A QUARTER! I've always wanted a quarter."
It's the simple things that bring joy.
9."Just do what I do when I have problems ...SCREAM!!"
He totally understands how magical and cathartic screaming can be.
10. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma..."
The mind can be quite complicated.
11. "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
Sometimes great ideas are given at the wrong time.
12. "Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!"
Patrick can be a little brutally honest.
13. "You broke my heart. Now I'm going to break something of yours."
Mr. Star does not like getting his heart broken!
14. "Oh no, I broke it!"
Sometimes he can't see his own accomplishments.
15. "Hi Spongeboob. HAHAHA SPONGEBOOB! Who's Spongeboob?"
I would have laughed at that too, Patrick!
16. "It's pretty good, Spongebob, but it lacks basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired."
He's great at giving constructive criticism!
17. "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves solve our problems."
Patrick is so wise and really understands how people work.
18. " Life isn't fair, get used to it!"
He's accepted the harsh reality of life.
19. "I don't tell you how to live your life."
He does not appreciate being judged for his lifestyle!
20. "GYAH! THEY'RE HAVING A SALE ON SCENTED PINECONES!"
He loves his sales!
