Some people have road rage(me), some people are super safe drivers, while some just talk to themselves while driving.
We've all had the same thoughts about driving; "where's you learn to drive?," "I turned 100 waiting for you to turn right!" It's nothing to be ashamed about, either you're driving alone or you're driving around with people you feel comfortable enough to use curse words you didn't even know existed.
I'm not the best driver (although I did score a 100% on my test) but I'll be the first to let someone know in the safety of my own car that they can't drive or cuss at traffic because it hasn't moved in two hours.
This past week I have really listened to myself and the things I say while I'm driving. Here's my top 20.
1) "If there's traffic I'm just going to lose it."
2) *Passing people on the interstate* "Move, Move, Move"
3) "I'm late, but I'm going to drive fast and dangerous"
*me to my alter ego*4) "I don't know where we are, I followed the GPS"
5) "Are my windows tinted enough to sing 'Single Ladies'?"
6) "If I take a right, I only have to go through two stop lights compared to three and a stop sign"
7) "I'm pretty sure I know where I'm going but can you pull it up on your phone just in case?"
8) "Dude, it's illegal to change lanes in an intersection!"
9) "Have you heard of a turn signal before?!?!?!?!?!?"
10) "Holy crap, our blinkers are in sync!"
11) "FOR REAL TURN ALREADY?! WE'VE GROWN OLD TOGETHER"
12) "Is that a skunk or weed?"
13) "Nah it's cool. I can knee drive"
14) "This is my song, let me put it on snapchat"
15) "Did that cop just see me?"
16) "I think I could outrun him"
17) "My gas is under 1/2 a tank... Should I get more?"
18) "I should probably go to the bathroom while I'm here"
19) "Haha... speed hump"
20) "What are you doing in the fast lane?! This lane is for passing people or if you have the courage to go 5-10 miles per hour over... and if that's the case go ahead, I'll follow behind so that you get the ticket not me. However, if that's not the case please move so I can get home!.. Oh... thank you kind sir, God bless. Have a blessed day!"
