20 Halloween Puns to Light Up Your Spooky Season

It's Time to Creep It Real

Apr 30, 2019

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20 Halloween Puns to Light Up Your Spooky Season

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After coming to college, I realized how Halloween, especially this year, was so meaningful and driven by memes, social media posts, and similar costumes. Halloween is not necessarily about trick-or-treating anymore, but instead, it is about posting pictures, making door decorations and having fun to de-stress from midterms. Without further ado, here are some FANG-tastic puns, one-liners, and jokes to light up your spooky season.

"What kind of music do mummies listen to? They listen to WRAP music"

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"You're just my (blood) type"

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"I would make a skeleton joke, but I don't find them HUMERUS"

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"Your costume is so realistic its unCANDY"

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"Oh my GOURD, I love Halloween"

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"What's a vampire's favorite flavor of ice-cream? VEIN-illa"

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"What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and GHOUL-iet"

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"How do monsters know their futures? They read HORROR-scopes"

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"This Halloween, live on the FRIGHT-side"

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"A skeleton's favorite instrument is the trom-BONE"

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"Creep it real"

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"What do you call two witches living together? BROOM-mates"

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"What do birds give out on Halloween night? TWEETS"

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"Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no-BODY to dance with"

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"Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The GHOUL scouts"

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"Give them PUMPKIN to talk about"

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"What do ghosts have for dessert? Ice SCREAM"

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"What is a skeleton's favorite fruit? A BONE-ana"

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"Why did the witches lose the baseball game? Their BATS flew away"

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"How did the pumpkin fix the hole in his pants? With a PUMPKIN PATCH"

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"What kind of music do mummies listen to? They listen to WRAP music"

"You're just my (blood) type"

"I would make a skeleton joke, but I don't find them HUMERUS"

"Your costume is so realistic its unCANDY"

"Oh my GOURD, I love Halloween"

"What's a vampire's favorite flavor of ice-cream? VEIN-illa"

"What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and GHOUL-iet"

"How do monsters know their futures? They read HORROR-scopes"

"This Halloween, live on the FRIGHT-side"

"A skeleton's favorite instrument is the trom-BONE"

"Creep it real"

"What do you call two witches living together? BROOM-mates"

"What do birds give out on Halloween night? TWEETS"

"Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no-BODY to dance with"

"Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The GHOUL scouts"

"Give them PUMPKIN to talk about"

"What do ghosts have for dessert? Ice SCREAM"

"What is a skeleton's favorite fruit? A BONE-ana"

"Why did the witches lose the baseball game? Their BATS flew away"

"How did the pumpkin fix the hole in his pants? With a PUMPKIN PATCH"

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1. Their nickname

2. Their favorite dessert

3. Their favorite sport

4. Their biggest pet peeve

5. Their go-to music genre

6. How many siblings in their fam

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8. Their dreams

9. Their current crush

10. Allergic to gluten?

11. Dog or cat?

12. Their birthday

13. Outdoors or Indoors?

14. Their dream vacation place

15. Their binge-watch Netflix series

16. Favorite place to shop

17. Messy or organized?

18. Their favorite color

19. Apple music or Spotify?

20. Night owl or morning person??

21. Does he/she procrastinate?

22. Their level of love for coffee

23. Their favorite food

24. Their laughter

25. Their pick on jeans or leggings?

26. Harry Potter Fan?

27. Their personality type

28. Their favorite book

29. When they want to be left alone

30. When they need a hug

31. Destination wedding?

32. Their parents' names.

33. Tickets to the movies or the theatre?

34. Dream artist to see live in concert.

35. Their best friend.

Animals that almost seem taken out of the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings universe.

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6. Japanese Spider Crab

7. Pacu Fish

8. Slow Loris

9. Angora Rabbit

10. Axolotl

11. Liger

12. Bearded Vulture

13. Goblin Shark

14. Red Panda

15. Blobfish

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17. Tiger

18. Narwhals

19. Cheetah

20. Ghost Shark

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