After coming to college, I realized how Halloween, especially this year, was so meaningful and driven by memes, social media posts, and similar costumes. Halloween is not necessarily about trick-or-treating anymore, but instead, it is about posting pictures, making door decorations and having fun to de-stress from midterms. Without further ado, here are some FANG-tastic puns, one-liners, and jokes to light up your spooky season.
"What kind of music do mummies listen to? They listen to WRAP music"
"You're just my (blood) type"
"I would make a skeleton joke, but I don't find them HUMERUS"
"Your costume is so realistic its unCANDY"
Giphy"What's a vampire's favorite flavor of ice-cream? VEIN-illa"
upload.wikimedia.org"What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and GHOUL-iet"
"How do monsters know their futures? They read HORROR-scopes"
"This Halloween, live on the FRIGHT-side"
"Creep it real"
Giphy"What do you call two witches living together? BROOM-mates"
"Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no-BODY to dance with"
"Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The GHOUL scouts"
Giphy"Give them PUMPKIN to talk about"
Giphy"What do ghosts have for dessert? Ice SCREAM"
"What is a skeleton's favorite fruit? A BONE-ana"
"How did the pumpkin fix the hole in his pants? With a PUMPKIN PATCH"
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