As relieved as we all are for classes to be over, about two weeks into the summer, we all start missing Nompton. It's a fact. Relaxing by the pool is nice, but few things compare to OU tailgating, taco trucks in the South Oval and getting the privilege to attend the greatest college in the world. Boomer!
1. The University of Texas sucks.
Not actually being in school definitely doesn't change this.
2. Where is the closest Fuzzy's to my hometown? The Mont?
There is actually no way I can go all summer without a Jesus donut from Hurts.
3. I forgot what home-cooked meals tasted like.
I have survived on water and ramen alone for far too long. Okay okay and Tea-Caf.
4. Is there any way the construction will be over by the time I get back to school?
Yeah... absolutely no way.
5. I have so many quarters.
I haven't had to pay a Campus Corner meter in weeks!
6. Why do all of my friends live in different states than me?
I have like no one to hang out with.
7. Can I drive to campus just to check the progress on the stadium?
That has to be close to done by now. Which reminds me...
8. I cannot wait for some OU Football.
RAH-Oklahoma, RAH-Oklahoma....
9. Is there another Oklahoma school in the Big 12?
OS-Who? No, I've actually never heard of it!
10. I'm already dreading walking campus.
No workout compares to the walk to the Blender in late August.
11. Is the Alma Mater actually stuck in my head?
Neath a Western sky, OU's chant will never die. Live on University!
12. My high school is tiny.
I can't believe all of my classes used to be the same building.
13. The incoming freshman are so lucky!
They are going to have the most fun they have ever had in their lives. Boomer.
14. .... and also the most work.
May the odds be ever in your favor, newbies.
15. Yeah, I miss Norman.
The restaurants and campus corner and my friends. Can I go back yet?
16. Do I have to buy a new parking pass EVERY year?
Side note: Did I ever pay my parking tickets from last semester?
17. I should have never tried Baked Bear before I left for the summer.
I crave it every day. And I seriously mean every day.
18. I go to the greatest university in the world.
Hands down. Sooner pride runs deep.
19. Texas still sucks.
This one never really changes.