17 Lies You Tell Yourself Every Day In Class
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17 Lies You Tell Yourself Every Day In Class

"I swear I won't be late to class."

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17 Lies You Tell Yourself Every Day In Class
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Each semester brings with it a new chance to be a better student and person than you were in the last. Well, here are 17 things that I tried to do better at and just couldn’t do.

1. I won’t be late for class.

2. I’ll get up early.

3. I’ll read all my assigned readings.

4. I’ll work ahead and stay ahead.

5. I won’t buy Chick-fil-A every day.

6. I’ll go to bed at a decent hour tonight.

7. I won’t skip ANY classes.

8. I won’t zone out during class, no matter how boring.

9. I’ll get all my materials before they sell out at the Supe Store.

10. I won’t stay out all night with my friends.

11 When it rains I'll still go to class.

12. I won’t run any more red lights.

13. I won’t yell at slow pedestrians from the safety of my car.

14. I won’t get mad at the students who have a response to everything.

15. I won’t play 1010 during class.

16. I won’t look at Facebook during class.

17. I won’t wait until the very last second to do my work.

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