1. You can't wear v-necks without looking borderline pornographic.
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2. You've learned that strapless anything will condemn you to a night of hiking up your top.
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3. Bathing suit shopping is an extremely frustrating undertaking.
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5. Complete strangers think it's okay to openly comment on your breast size for some reason...what kind of nonsense is that?!
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6. "Woah! What cup size are you?"
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7. Bandeaus? LOL, yeah right.
8. You have to wear 2 sports bras to do any sort of physical activity
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9. Back pain. Back pain. Back pain.
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10. Button down shirts = the ginormous gap of doom.
11. Cute bras do not come in your size, so you're forced to settle for the granny bras
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12. Cross-body purses and seat belts act as unintentional accentuators.
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13. Clothes that are supposed to be "drapey" just end up looking like a tent on you.
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14. Going bra-less is absolutely OUT of the question.
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15. Laying on your stomach always results in boobular suffocation.
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16. Unexpected running/jogging is an honest to God nightmare.
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17. Knocking things over with your chest is something you've become accustomed to.
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