The past week has been a tough one for my gal, Tay Swift. If you've been living under a social-media-free rock, you might not have heard about the drama that has unraveled even farther between the Kim and Kanye clan and Taylor's squad. Last week, Kim Kardashian released, on Snapchat, videos of Taylor Swift approving a racy line about her in Kanye's song, "Famous," a line that she has been claiming to have never been aware of. Kim posted this all on "National Snake Day," I might add. The shade is unreal, folks. Taylor responded to these videos with a long Instagram post saying she approved one part of the song, but not the other. In typical poetic TSwift fashion, at the end of the post she wrote, "I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to a part of, since 2009."

Since the post, many have been using this line in humorous ways on social media. For example, John Legend:

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative https://t.co/I46VtY2CXI
— John Legend (@johnlegend) July">https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/755461353414... 19, 2016

Here are 18 times that I say to myself, "I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative..."

1. When a customer starts yelling at me for no good reason.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since five minutes ago."

2. When I get my first student loan bill.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since the start of college."

3. When I finally finish a great series on Netflix.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since the start of this series."

4. When I see my crush flirting with someone else.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since minutes ago."

5. When I end up eating a party size bag of Cheetos by myself.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 30 minutes ago (yeah, you know it wouldn't take long for you, either)."

6. When all my friends are 21 and I'm still a baby.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since being born."

7. When my teacher calls on me and I don't know the answer.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since two seconds ago."

8. When I see embarrassing pictures of myself in middle school.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2008."

9. When he says he's not a "dog person" on the first date.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since I swiped right on Tinder."

10. When I fail an exam I studied hard for.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since I found out about this exam."

11. When I spend all this time in the store, get to the counter, and realize I have no money on me.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since four seconds ago."

12. When I end up spending all my paycheck in one weekend.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be apart of, since pay day."

13. When I'm on hour seven of the typical college all-nighter.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since seven hours ago."14. When you're running late and don't have time to stop for you life-saving coffee.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since this morning."

15. When Pitbull comes on the radio.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since radio was invented."

16. When I'm on hour 24 of the typical college all-nighter.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 24 hours ago."

17. When that creepy guy in class keeps trying to get to know me.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I never asked to be apart of, since the beginning of the semester."

18. When my feelings about Taylor are getting more and more wishy-washy.

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since the start of all this petty drama."

I will always love your music, Taylor!