Monday is a drag. I know that, you know that, even Schmidt knows that. Through their bickering, moaning, and dread, who better to explain the Monday feels than New Girl? Here are all the Monday feels presented by yours truly.
1. Waking up and realizing it's Monday
Oh boy, not again.
2. Convincing yourself that you're going to conquer the day
I will not let this day defeat me. I will not let this day defeat me. I will not let this day defeat me.
3. When you hear the juicy details from the weekend
When you hear who grinded on whom at the frat, or who went home with who. You all did dirty this weekend, and now it's time to hear about it.
4. But then people tell you what you did this weekend
Oh, gosh. Please don't remind me.
5. The first Monday mishap happens
Great start to the day, and the perfect sign of how this day is going to go.
6. When someone says something unintelligent
Why is everyone 14x more stupid on Mondays?!
8. And then someone follows it up with something cocky
It's Monday, so I already can't stand you – don't make it worse.
9. You remember all the assignments you forgot to do
Paper? What paper? Oh shit, that paper!!
10. The Monday feels start to hit all at once
Mad. Sad. Tired. Stressed. Trying to survive. This day could easily get mistaken for PMS.
11. Trying to convince yourself to do anything to make it through the day
Stress eating. Stress drinking. Stress moonwalking. Let it begin!
12. Remembering you have three more of these days until the weekend
Will I survive the week? Stay tuned.
13. But you already need a swift drink
I need it all.
14. Remembering it's only 2 p.m. so drinking is frowned upon
Guess I'll just smile through the pain.
15. Trying to process all that's gone wrong in one day
How could all this happen in just one day?!
16. Trying to explain your day to somebody
The only way to even describe the day is a disaster.
17. Realizing that you have to do this day over every week for the rest of your life
I will not survive. Who even invented this day?
18. Hopping into bed and realizing the day is finally done
One day closer to Friday!