1. "I'm in need of some retail therapy, but I don't want to put some pants on."

2. "I should be studying but, look a sale!"

3. "All those emails I get are finally worth it. Telling me I have 15 percent off the entire site."

4. "Oh God, look at that top it's so pretty."

5. "But it's so expensive. Don't they know I'm poor?"

6. *Narrows search to $0 - $50*

7. "This is something I can afford. And that I like. Double win."

8. "But, they don't have my size, of course."

9. "Do I risk it and get the next size up?"

10. "How much until free shipping?"

11. "I better keep shopping just for that free shipping."

12. "I really hope that first top I picked out goes on sale.... and doesn't sell out."

13. "But what-if there's a better sale coming, do I wait to buy my clothes?"

14. "Well, I do need something to wear this weekend...."

15. "OMG it's time."

16. "But wait! Should I look through the clothes one more time just in case I missed something?"

17. "No, control yourself. Go to check out before you do something you regret."

18. "Okay, when is my package going to be here so I can stop compulsively checking the tracking website?"